Sometimes I think about how you can order a 'LKW mit ABS' at a southern german butcher and its a totally normal order. But in other parts of Germany they will look at you like "thefuck you said? You wanna eat a truck with what??"

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Sometimes I think about how you can order a 'LKW mit ABS' at a southern german butcher and its a totally normal order. But in other parts of Germany they will look at you like "thefuck you said? You wanna eat a truck with what??"
Somebody give Dark Choco some snickers
I am in the mood to write some demetri smut
I'd been thinking about making these for quite some time now, but I decided to make some character sheets for some of my OC's for the dw alternate AU. Not going to post all of them right now, but as I already have these two ready, here they are:
☆ Sketcher:
Story: She's one of the breeders in training and Swirl's amica (though their bond isn't officially recognized). Her sire is actually a high ranking decepticon official, Lord High Governor Straxus, who, after Cybertron's conquest, was given even more planets to rule over and also Crystal City.
Due to the fact that Sketcher isn't a warframe and barely got any coding herself, Straxus striked a deal with Dirtydeeds and Dirtcheap. He would become a business associate and donating client if they trained her to become a breeder. So, all of Sketcher's future gains would be divided between the three of them. And she's not even the only one that had this happen to her other officials also send any undesirable bitlets to the breeding program for profitting.
That is, she was going to be just another breeder in the Red Hydrargyrum, until Straxus found out about Soundwave's and Slipstream's courting. Not wanting to be outsmarted by Starscream and to also have someone he could control close to the royal family, the Governor devised a plan. Make use of his daughter and the skills she accquired to snatch a royal. And not just any royal, but the second prince, Grimlock.
Age: During her first appearance in Swirl's sparklinghood she's 5 stellar cycles old and overall 2 stellar cycles younger than Swirl. During the time Swirl escapes, she's 38 stellars.
Alt mode: Snow mobile
Height: 3 meters (around 10 feet)
Color scheme: White with periwinkle blue being the second color and maybe some details with light blue. Soft blue optics and spark.
Hobbies: Loves ice skating, both in her root and alt mode, and drawing sketches in the ice with her blades, that’s how she got her designation. She also likes making crystal flower arragements and knows a lot about crystal flower language.
Radiumite (Formerly Radium Major):
Story: Radiumite used to be a researcher under Nautica Prime's team. Always traveling around the Galaxy beyond Autobot space discovering new planets. She was an environmental analyst, responsible for finding if the planet had Energon mineral deposits or flux streams, desirable metals and other elements or even if it was viable for farming Energon. It was an open secret that she'd be chosen by Nautica to be her successor.
She's Radiozanytian, which means she hails from the planet, Radiozanyth. Just like Velocitronians, Radiozanytians are believed to be a warframe subspecies, mainly because of their diet and larger build than a civilian's frame. Like their name implies, a Radiozanytian's diet consists of Radioactive minerals to go with energon. They are capable of surviving much longer than even warframes without any fuel due to the complementary energy from the nuclear reactions happening in their spark.
After the Decepticons conquered Cybertron and its colonies, she was originally put in the Breeder Program. But due to violent behavior and an accident with her master, she was sent to the Gladiatorial Pits, eventually rising through the ranks and forming the Radium Viper Gang;
Age: She was born a few thousand years after the Great War, so give or take around 2 million stellar cycles;
Alt Mode: Research Submarine (Author's note: While there have been multiple proposals of making a research submarine with a nuclear reactor, there have been none made);
Height: 7 meters (Around 23 feet);
Color Scheme: Gunmetal Black with details of darker and lighter shades of radioactive green and a teensy bit of gray
Hobbies: Radiumite loves swimming in her alt mode and she also likes observing deep sea creatures, of both metallic and organic nature. She used to always take some sort of mineral component from a planet she visited to add to her growing collection of rocks.
We as a fandom need to talk about how Tounges and teeth coded garmadon is, like HEAR ME OUT
Garmadon after being bit, realizes its inevitable he’s gonna be evil and work against everyone he loved so he isolates himself for everyone, or at least tries to. Misako, especially after the letter he forged, stays true. She even proposes to be evil along side him, which he pushes down. He doesn’t want his family to be raised in evil. He is convinced that it’s no use to try and love him, he’ll just turn evil and hurt them in the end. This all culminates into seeing his son, his baby boy Lloyd for the first time. He’s overjoyed by this baby, but saddened at the same time over the fact that the boy has him as a father. He doesn’t want this child to follow in his steps!
He can feel himself changing. His fangs from the initial bite have gotten longer, he sees horns start to sprout, and his skin gets darker and ashier. Garmadon doesn’t have much time. He’s lashing out at everyone, isolating and hurting people. He only thinks of himself now, it’s like an instinct at this point. He decides to leave in the middle of the night. He puts a note on his side of the bed, telling misako he’s leaving for everyone’s good. He’s not meant to be loved, he’s only going to hurt her.
“Abandon all your stupid dreams
About the girl I could have been, my dear
'Cause in the night I know you burn with feelings
I cannot return, my dear.”
Misako has this version of garm in her mind that he doesn’t feel he can fulfill. His self worth is so twisted by his inevitable evilness that he doesn’t feel he can love her anymore.
“‘Cuz I know that you mean so well,
but I am not a vessel for you good intent!”
He is destined for this. No one can change that. Better to leave them, than drag them down with him.
Lolbit also used to preform with Bonnet and Yenndo! I don’t know if they actually preformed in canon sorry))
Really grateful that I have friends/chosen family now that I can actually talk to and that don't let me run into something head first.
Sometimes it's really good to talk about stuff and get a few opinions (and a reality check lol) before you do the same mistakes you used to do when you were younger.
At least I feel better now, less weird and confused and I got some good advice on how to proceed now.
I'll still overthink everything till death but whatever. I think now I know how to act on my probably crush and what to do.
It feels like a complicated science experiment that you get thrown into but it was good to take a breather and talk things through with the right people to figure out what the fuck was going on.
Look at my newest plant baby🥹 a tiny little Oak named Halsin (may the Oakfather preserve him)