#panda beard

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To Boyfriend about No Shave November:

Me: You should grow a beard.

Him: I really don't want to, though.

Me: I totally would if I could, you can have a lot of fun with beards! They're like bears for your face.

Him: ...bears...?

Me: Yeah! Brown beards, black beards, grizzly beards...

Him: (chuckling) Grizzly beards!

Me: You know what you would call it if you grew a bear and dyed it black and white?

Him: ...

Me: A panda beard.

Him: Oh no.

Me: Do you know what you would call it if you grew a beard in the very far north or south?

Him: Would it be a polar beard?

Me: It would! How about if you grew a beard and it stole a lot of pic-a-nic baskets?

Him: I don't know... wait! Yogi beard?

Me: And boo-boo if you cut yourself trimming it! What about a beard made of felt or fabric with stuffing inside of it?

Him: ...

Me: And it's named after Theodore Roosevelt for some reason.

Him: Teddy beard!