#panda diplomacy

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Model UN: Bonkers

My wife's report from the Model UN conference she (and others) facilitated over the weekend had the following items:

China wanted to sell nukes to everybody but nobody wanted them

China sweetened the deal by offering everyone who bought a nuke a pair of great pandas

France sent their pandas back to China on a boat filled with nuclear warheads

A journalist from Axios wrote a piece about "Panda Diplomacy"

The USA decided to give every nation on earth one nuclear bomb just to level the playing field

Someone in the Crisis Committee received a crisis note and ate it so nobody else could read it

Mexico split into Mexico and Cooler Mexico

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China owns all the world's pandas. Click to read the full fact.

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Take heart, it looks like China could send new pandas to the US

Chinese President Xi Jinping is signaling that China will send new pandas to the United States. Xi calls pandas “envoys of friendship" betwe

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Source: AFP / kg

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