Negative Panda...the Poor bugger must have been hit by lightning.........
My "genius" 17 year old daughter excitedly told me that if a panda is struck by lightning the colours of it's fur become reversed and these poor lightning struck pandas are referred to as "Negative Pandas" by Pandologists. She had read an extract of a book by comedian David O'Doherty(100 facts about pandas) and had thought it was fact.
When I told her that it was obviously made up and not a real fact and that I had never heard of a Pandologist she rapidly googled for the page and began reading it to me, because you know..I'm an idiot.
Upon reading further on the page she realised her mistake and was suitably embarrased.
Surely I can't be to blame for this lack of mental acuity...but I should probably slap myself anyway.