#pandxranlegend

[pinkandpurpleprxse-archived-blog]

“UNF”

If you snuck in my room I would:

[] Go back to sleep

[] Kick you out

[] Cuddle with you

[x] Be like wtf?

[] Let you sleepover

[] Beat your ass

[] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

[] Kiss you back

[] Smile & laugh

[x] Be shocked

[] Slap you

You are:

[x] Cute

[] Adorable

[x] Pretty

[x] Beautiful

[] Okay

[x] Sexy

[x] Hotass Motherfucker

[] Ew

I Would:

[x] Smash

[] Pass

[zer0-lethal-assassin]

“Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?”

    The assassin that sat in his the stool of Moxxi’s bar had his hand resting on his helmet. His body slumped form the weeks of restless nights and night terrors. Them all starting out about Atlas and how they tortured him hour after hour. He closed his eyes for a moment, a ‘ZZZ’  showing on his mask.

   “Haven’t slept in days/Don’t worry I’ll be okay/ at least I hope so,” the assassin tried joking before his hand slipped and his head laid on the bar table. A groan of pain escaping his lips.

[claptrap-the-invincible-blog]

pandxranlegend started following you

Hey Moxxi! Its great to see you again! We should catch up, but not in the “Get out of my bar before I call in scooter to weld you to the front of one of his cars” way that we did last time.

[ladykeivt]

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Send me "§" if you'd ever consider shipping our muses

[[ I’d also consider : D i would just want to see them interact more to see if they have chemistry : >

[thunderball-fists]

"Bam, Hot Damn"

She rolled her eyes and smiled warmly. At this point, she was so used to Moxxi’s flirtatious attitude that it hardly phased her. She remembered the first time she had met the bartender. The redness of her cheeks was rivaled only by the stutter in her voice.

“Thanks, Moxxi, but I really don’t need you to announce my entrance to the whole bar.”

[turrekt-blog]

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pandxranlegend

[TXT]: alright maya says you’re gonna kill me but [TXT]: im gonna take a shot[TXT]: because i feel like i’m likeable (and good looking) enough for you to…. not do that[TXT]: cause the thing is i asked her and she said hers aren’t big enough so she wouldn’t know[TXT]: because i just sorta got to thinkin[TXT]: look what i’m saying is does havin boobs make ur back hurt sometimes??????? after a while??[TXT]: because ladyboobs[TXT]: or the boobs of non-ladies its all good[TXT]: ….i dunno they look real heavy[TXT]: like heavy apples[TXT]: ………yeah no we’re stuck in the dust and im real fuckin bored i dunno if you can tell

[greensungnostic]

rpwithroxy

pandxranlegend

roxy! miss moxxi! your names rhyme, did you guys notice?? you should talk and be friends or something!! :D