#pandy raid

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i waited in queue to do this shit

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classic’s off to a great start!

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running pandaria normal dungeons on my lvl 86 frost mage and i believe i've had one of my worst dungeon experiences yet

what i thought was an overcautious tank and an overconfident healer ("pull more i got this!" "I DON'T TRUST YOU") ended with me getting bitched out for having a DPS just over 12k

"do you cunts even know how to play" and then he tells me to hit ice lance when it glows YES THANK YOU I AM AWARE OF HOW PROCS WORK

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE USE FROST ORB" and then he bitches at me for not knowing how to hit four buttons

i've been leveling with raf with a hunter whose dps is consistently about 30% higher than mine. i'm still learning my rotation and when my buddy kills things before i can get off more than one or two attacks that's a little difficult to get down a good rotation

friend i'm sorry but you're a dick. i'm not actively hindering you. i'm not really doing all that bad. you have no right to call me names or order me around. being the Almighty Tank does not give you a free pass to be a Giant Fucking Asshole

the healer stopped healing him. heals, at least, was nice ;u;

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oh my god wow is invading my dreams

i was on my hunter, grouped up with cy on his mage and tree on their hunter. my pet was a blueypurple direhorn; tree's was a yellow one (in my defense we spent the night on the isle of giants and i just tamed two direhorns. usually i have a spirit leopard and tree a spirit wolf.)

we had to take down a mobile boss who did a weird chaingrab that does less "grab and pull" and more "grab you and drag you around behind him at chainlength" and cy and i were all "whuh" and tree was like "hold on i've got this" and disappeared for a bit. reappeared without their pet

somehow, we managed to take down the boss even without tree's pet, despite being dragged around behind it a lot -- we used the chains to our advantage somehow, under tree's direction, and as the boss finally went down, tree whistled for their pet and it APPEARED ON A HUGEASS SHIP OUT OF NOWHERE

followed by me and cy going "okay that was awesome" and then "wait shit there isn't a dock how are we getting on the ship" and then tree was like "WAIT I'VE GOT THIS" and runs off to a smaller ship, leaving their direhorn sitting on the edge near a big chain. direhorn looks at the two of us, looks at the ship, and picks up the chain and pulls it taut like "see? i do help thing." and we were like what and it jingled the bigass chain and we were confused

and somehow cy managed to convince the direhorn to... get on the smallest ship instead? and apparently attempt to steer it. so the last like five minutes of my dream was FRIGHTENED DIREHORN SOUNDS as a motorboat zipped past in odd directions because WHAT ARE THUMBS

i don't. know. i really don't. but i felt that this needed to be shared.

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it didn't even occur to elsa to beat humans on the head with a shovel. the quest said save them, so she pulled them out

...then ran around goading anna into making more heads asplode

(the girls are officially chaotic neutral)

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[11:28:53 PM] Pandy: i think kor'ik is my favorite so far

[11:29:00 PM] Pandy: he's actively tried to get me killed at least once

[11:29:20 PM] Pandy: ...wow i have really fucked up criteria for favorites

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the entirety of the klaxxi quests are a bug dating sim and the only archetype available is tsundere

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my friends were talking about running a short summer DnD campaign, and i volunteered to DM if they were willing to be patient with a first time DM

i had a little trouble coming up with a plot but i think the final plot is pretty much gonna be "timeless isle is actually an archipelago. escort anduin to emperor shaohao. godspeed."

obvs with the serial numbers filed off (and i'm p sure anduin expy is an undercover rabbit shapeshifter) but it seems like an acceptable start so i can build more interesting things XD