we are the people our parents warned us about

wow i havent updated this blurb in 3 years i should do something about that

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[meonlyred]

October 31th 1999: 🎃💀🎃💀🎃💀🎃💀🎃💀🎃💀🎃

[rori-tori-tavi]

Emergency: Disabled Queers in Crisis

Hey guys, I hate to do this. But things are getting desperate. My partner and I are being kicked out from the house we were told would "always have a place for us". We already had plans to move, but due to finances, we'd need several months to afford it and we were looking to move out by mid to late February. This was clearly communicated, however, less than a week afterward, he sent a pdf saying that we had done several things that we either had already communicated we were working to mitigate, or he had either caused or made worse. Once the note had finished dragging our names, it said that we needed to be out by January 1st.

The reason that this is impossible is that my partner, Fletcher, is disabled, needing 24/7 'round-the-clock care, needs 24/7 oxygen, and on Supplemental Security Income. I am Fletcher's aide. I am the only person in the area who is able or willing to take care of him. As such I am unable to get any kind of job. I am also unable to find remote work as I also don't have many qualifications.

We needed several months to save up paychecks and funds that need to be also used for food and other necessities. Again, this was clearly communicated.

If anyone would be willing to donate or share (and trust me shares are just as good) here is the go fund me.

Donate to Help a Pair of Disabled Folks Get on Their Feet, organized by Leandra Willoughby

Help a pair of disabled folks escape a toxic situation! Fle… Leandra Willoughby needs your support for Help a Pair of Disabled Folks

I'm going to share the hell that we've been living in for 2 years and it gets gross so I'm putting that under the cut.

It doesn't help that we are currently living in would best be described as a condemned building. For instance, this is the bathroom:

That's right, folks. A raw particleboard floor and a pair of curtains for doors. The tub is just as bad.

There used to be a hose shower head, but that was replaced without talking to us, who need that. And that's not all there's also a hole in the ceiling, partially from water damage, partially from raccoons.

And then there's the next problem area.

More raw flooring, plus water damage plus, cat feces everywhere.

He has 8 cats by the way. And only 4 litter boxes that he only cleans at most once a week.

The water damage comes from a part of the roof that is likely caved in as when it rains, it also rains inside. It's also FULL of some kind of mold that I was told was only mildew, but I'm pretty sure it's black mold.

And that is spreading to the kitchen!

And yes, that is a CARPETED kitchen.

So yeah, please help us get out of here.

[alyxisdraws]

The current Sortie, lol.

[thegroundhogdidit]

sometimes i think about how eliot spencer in any other font would be such an annoying character. like he's the gruff, ex-military, man pain guy who gets all the girls. and then they said no! he's a thoughtful and kind man who children love and who has an absolutely mind-obliterating insane amount of ptsd. and he's got long hair, jewelry, and probably some sort of pronouns situation. and he's almost certainly in a sort of queerplatonic throuple with an adhd genius and the most autistic woman(?) alive. what a character

[toastandvegemite]

do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

[transgayhawkeyepierce]

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

[miseria-fortes-viros]

yeah yeah fire-based characters are destructive and angry and violent and evil blah blah blah BORING overdone. more fire as a lifegiver. warm and comforting. fire-based characters as guides lighting the way. personal heater in the cold and dark but don’t sleep too close or you’ll wake up with heat rash. fire sterilizes and cauterizes!! more fire-based healers. plants perking up and flowers turning towards them and they attract moths. fire-based characters who are hearths instead of wildfires!! the core of a home the pillar of a community the key to societal advancement. give them an internal flame that visibly glows and flickers instead of a heart that beats. extinguish that light when they die. etc

[charlesoberonn]

Jesus couldn't manage a 12-person team without one of them betraying him, so that's not saying much.

[charlesoberonn]

There's a reason Christians say "Christ is king" and not "Christ is democratically elected coalition builder"

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[blueelectivire]

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

[seven-very-hot-fish]

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

[zack-creeper]

Art

[the-doctor-and-the-asshole]

How. Interesting

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Absolute bog standard post

[oli-bird]

@charlesoberonn

How about now?

[charlesoberonn]

Still not as bad as 1910s and 1940s but definitely getting there

[demareth]

[the-queer]

In love with this rollercoaster ride of a post

[im-pants]

trump bombed Iran is it bad enough now? @charlesoberonn

[charlesoberonn]

No. Not because the chaos and war aren't bad. They're very very bad. It's just not "millions dead" bad like the world wars.

[wwwwyamd]

STOP TEMPTING FATE- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[charlesoberonn]

*puts on lipstick and sends Apollo raunchy photos* I will not.

[charlesoberonn]

[paniniville]

tonight has been spent attempting to KonMari my trauma

wish me luck

[fatfemme-inist]

If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

[paniniville]

sometimes your vent arts are memes and thats okay

we're practicing positive self-talk in this house tonight

[paniniville]

well if ballas didn't want my operator to design the academy's flag, he shouldn't have opened submissions to all tenno

(orokin translation/text courtesy of @nyghtwolf !!! thank u nyght!!!)

[liefbeef]

My three most recent attacks for Biblystarbs, Mbaarikh, and @paniniville !!

[chubbybunnytgirl]

[kamenjoe-deactivated20240612]

[promblums]

in NC, some of the fees from vanity license plates go to planting wildflowers along the highway. Thank you, frotting, for making the flowers grow.

[tulipfemme-deactivated20240718]

having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore