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[momosandlemonsoda]

first lines meme

Thanks for the tag, @junemermaid. I saw it this morning and figured I'd better do it now or I never would.

Rules: share the first lines of ten of your latest fanfics (or up to if you have less!) & tag 10 people.

I'm going in chronological order here, so most recent will be last.

No Rug To Sleep on or Fish to Eat, KinnPorsche, Kim/Chay

Normally, Kim wouldn’t even be at this club.

Nocturnal Carnations, DMBJ, Huo Xiuxiu/Hei Xiazi/Xie Yuchen

“Oh,” Huo Xiuxiu said, “he looks good like that.”

Ten Feet of Light, DMBJ, Hei Xiazi/Liu Sang

Hei Xiazi kicked at the shattered remains of the light fixture then bent down to poke at it.

In a Pair of Lacy Pants, DMBJ, Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling/Wang Can

“But didi’s the one who wears panties.”

Out of Wilderness Wasted, DMBJ, Wang Pangzi/Wang Can

Liu Sang stood in the middle of Wushanju’s sitting room, face flushed, clothes slightly askew, hair escaping the neat tail he usually kept it in.

Out of the Spotlight, Mysterious Lotus Casebook, DFS and FDB

It’s late when Di Feisheng walks into the diner, later than he’d planned, but he’d actually had some luck with the bass player he’s been working on recruiting and he’d lost track of time, the two of them jamming on some of his new songs.

A Drink Under a Clear Window, MLC, QWM/FDB and DFS/FDB

He’s no longer as young as he’d been when they met—eight years ago now, or was it nine—but Fang Duobing still is quick to take offense, kneeling up on the cushions to point at Di Feisheng and protest some slight or other.

Nobody Knows Whither, MLC, Gen

All of them told him, more or less obliquely, to give up on hope.

All I Wanna Do Is Wrong, MLC, DFS/LLH

Like, what if Di Feisheng is sitting in the lobby of the fancy hotel where he fishes for clients. The desk staff are willing to look the other way for some cash or a blowjob, and they keep the free coffee hot and fresh for the guests.

Dance the Silence Down,  MLC, LLH/DFS and LLH/FDB

“Hey! Hey!!” Li Lianhua ignores the shouting and cleans the griddle, making sure his station is spotless, the griddle ready for the next order. 

Tagging @bbcphile @merinnan @alxina @mekare-art @busarewski @starstainedwings @eirenical @omgpurplefattie @saki-the-cup-bearer-blog @mimosaeyes

[hils79]

Potential AU Ask: PangCan + Steampunk/Sky Pirates?

OOH FUN!

Of course Wu Xie is the captain of his airship, funded by Xiao Hua because a ship is expensive to maintain. They fly around in search of important relics to take back to the capital so they don't fall into the wrong hands

Pangzi is in charge of canons/explosives, Xiaoge is their best fighter, Liu Sang is in charge of navigation, Wang Meng is their provisions guy and Bai Haotian is their relics expert. Sometimes Hei Xiazi tags along if they need some extra fighting power or if Xiao Hua needs a break from his infuriating husband

Wang Can is part of a rival crew and is sent to assassinate Wu Xie. Obviously it doesn't take and he ends up captured and locked in the brig.

Everyone keeps talking about how weird it is that Wang Can looks exactly like Liu Sang, apart from Liu Sang who doesn't see it at all

Pangzi insists on taking food to Wang Can every day, mostly to keep an eye on him but also the kid is too skinny. Don't the Wangs feed their crew? And because it's Pangzi he talks to Wang Can every day about inane things that it's safe for Wang Can to know. Eventually Wang Can manages to escape, but to his shock he realises that he doesn't actually want to leave. He's got used to being fed and talked to like he's an actual human being and not a tool. He gets adopted by Wu Xie's crew and ends up in Pangzi's bed of course.

Send me an AU prompt and I'll tell you 5 fun things that would happen

[pearlpugly]

tonight on the menu: noodle. pool noodle.

[hils79]

Pangchang Week 2023

(Many thanks to @scaredysap for making these wonderful graphics)

Back by my popular demand next month we will have the second year of Pangchang Week (Pangzi/any DMBJ character played by Liu Chang)

Each day has a series of prompts and you can use as many or as few in your fanworks as you like

Pangchang Week 2023

Mon 24th - Sun 30th July

Mon 24th - Cooking, Peanuts, Acceptance Tue 25th - Water, Fire, Retribution Wed 26th - Tattoos, It's Complicated, Kidnapping Thu 27th - Rope, Feral, Hunting Fri 28th - Gambling, Frustration, Pranks Sat 29th - Caretaking, Hands, Hair Sun 30th - Free Day

If you create any fanworks for this event you are welcome to add them to the AO3 Collection

[hils79]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: Any Port in a Storm

Fandoms:  盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei, 盗墓笔记重启 | The Lost Tomb Reboot (TV)

Relationships: Wang Can/Wang Pangzi

Summary:  

“I—” Wang Can’s voice is weak and raspy. Far from the smooth confidence when Pangzi had interrogated him that one time. “I was in the area and, fuck, I didn’t know where else to go.”

Wang Can huffs out a soft approximation of a laugh. “This is the second time I’ve woken up on a sofa with you in front of me. Are you going to tie me up and threaten to set me on fire again?”

Not through any sort of verbal agreement, but they don’t talk about their past encounter. Wang Can doesn’t like being reminded of his time with Wangs, and Pangzi doesn’t like being reminded of the time he threatened to torture someone who was little more than a kid at the time. 

“Depends how nicely you ask. Setting you on fire might be mercy anyway,” Pangzi snaps, more harshly than he’d intended in the face of what was little more than some gentle teasing. “What the fuck happened to you?”

Wang Can shrugs his uninjured shoulder. “Some asshole who hired me was trying to cover his footsteps. He got lucky. I’d have fixed it myself but he managed to hit me right in the spot where I can’t reach. So I just need you to pull it out, stitch me up and I’ll be on my way.”

He’s talking like this is an everyday occurrence and no big deal, instead of being weird and kind of fucked up. Who goes to someone for help who kidnapped them in the past? Imagine if Wu Xie had been home. “Hi, I know you wiped out the cult I was part of but can you do me a favour and pull this literal knife out of my back?” Or if it had been Xiaoge. “Yeah, the cult who raised me wanted to learn all your family’s secrets but I’m in a spot of bother.”

Really, it’s almost a blessing that Pangzi was the only one who was home. 

“Does this look like a hospital to you? That’s where you should be. I’m not a doctor!”

He knows it’s not that simple, and he knows full well why people from their world can’t walk into a hospital where people would ask questions. Especially when there’s a knife sticking out of him. But, still, this seems like something more serious than either he or a village doctor who is used to doing routine check-ups for the elderly is equipped to deal with.

He doesn’t often miss his life in the city, but what he wouldn’t give right now to be able to call Xiao Hua, Huo Daofu or Liang Wan. It was so much easier when he had fully trained medical personnel just a short journey away. 

“You were closer than a hospital,” Wang Can replies. His voice is a little softer than it was before and his words are slurring together. “I wouldn’t have come here if there was any other option.”

His eyes dart around the room and Pangzi has no idea what or who he’s looking for. Is he delirious? Does he have some sort of brain injury as well as the stab wound?

“Who are—”

“Does Wu Xie know I’m here?”

Ah.

Read the rest on AO3

[hils79]

I was tagged by @dual-domination to post a snippet of a current WIP <3

I only have one WIP, which is finished and I am in the process of editing. So, have some Pangcan that I was supposed to post for Panchang Week but got delayed because I ended up being sick for 2 weeks

Maybe with time he’ll realise that he can trust them. But for now Pangzi can just do what he can, like letting Wang Can feed their chickens. Feeding them hadn’t taken that long, and Wang Can has now crouched down to take a closer look at the chicks that are only a few weeks old. One of them, Xiaoge can tell them apart but Pangzi can’t, hops over curiously and when Wang Can extends his hand to pet it, takes it as an invite and climbs on. Pangzi really wishes he’d brought his phone out with him.  “Fuck!” Wang Can whispers softly, his hand now gently cradling the chick which has settled down to enjoy the warmth of his skin and promptly fallen asleep. “What do I do?” It’s too easy for Pangzi to fuck with him. “Well,” he says gravelly. “Chicks bond for life. Congratulations, you’re a father now.” “What?!” He wishes he could have made it last longer, but the horrified look on Wang Can’s face makes him laugh so loudly that the chick wakes up and gently pecks at Wang Can’s fingers until he sets it back down and it goes to rejoin its siblings. “You asshole,” Wang Can mutters and he’s so cute Pangzi can’t help but throw an arm around his uninjured shoulder.  “I could see you mentally preparing for your new role as a parent,” Pangzi chuckles. “I swear you aged about ten years in thirty seconds.” “Fuck you,” Wang Can snaps, and ducks out from underneath Pangzi’s arm. There’s no heat to his words though, just a grumbling annoyance the same way Wu Xie sounds when Pangzi gets him with a good prank.

Tagging: @pangzi @strandedchesspiece @merinnan @xantissa @foxofninetales @alxina @amidalogicdive @s1utspeare @killerandhealerqueen @unforth (only if you have a WIP and want to play. No pressure at all)

[pearlpugly]

🥢 pangchang week comic: page 15 🔪 😵😵😵

[pearlpugly]

happy pangchang week peeps 🎉 and welcome back to another stupid (daily) comic! (Daily) because I’m hoping to post daily, but everything’s pretty much burningelmo.gif right now sooo... we will see 🤣🤣🤣 p.s.: this was inspired by the prompts for pangchang week, but I’m not using them like in the last comic