#pangwang

[a-dalek-i-guess]

*Benedict Cumberbatch whispers in your ear* PANGWANG

[knockknockontheblockblock]

Why am I Alive

Sherlock: JOHN JOHN JOHN JHAWWWNNNNNNNNNN

John: What?!

Sherlock: I found who the dead guy is. Male, 32, dead by what seems to be a gunshot, unhappily married.

John: And...?

Sherlock: It seems someone who prefers the name 'Pangwang' killed him.

John: Penguin?

Sherlock: Thats... what I said. Pangwang.