#panic petunia

[wb-jj]

Panic Petunia (PP) nose injury: a memoir.

The unfortunate an vile collision:

The pain:

The strength to never give up:

Pain ™ (again):

Bonus (gory, that’s the content):

(Sources: this and of course espn)

(Also Sam is fine ✌🏻)

[burst-of-air]

HAT TRICK FOR PANIC PETUNIA

[skltnclqe]

[equal-pay]

Panic Petunia is keeping it on brand 😂

Kristie Mewis on insta, 1.25.20

[that-soccer-guru]

Bro, Sonnett/Sam also exists for some reason

Okay look here the only reason I would accept it is because their height difference is so fucking cute.

Sammy is too pure for this world and Sonnett's crackhead energy would not match there. Imagine Saucy Sonny and Panic Petunia? Oh no. Like, the tower of power has her moments but idk man. I don't like that. It's not as cursed as the Press/Sonny one but.... I don't like it

[uswnt-has-my-heart]

we stan (1) Panic Petunia

[ragingyeti41]

Hi uswnt side of tumblr, I have a request. Can someone with talent please write a drunk Sam Mewis fic? I really just want to read some wholesome non-angsty content about Sam getting up to some shenanigans with her crew (I'm thinking Rose, Sonnett, Lindsey, Mal and throw Kristie and Steph in there for roasting ability) while absolutely wasted because drunk Sam seems like the most fun. Thank you!

[double-fake-royalty]

I want Sam to get traded away from NCC so badly. I love Panic Petunia so much, but I cannot ever root for her in league play since she plays for THE EVIL. Dream scenario would be her ending up in Houston somehow. Imagine her impact. Imagine the Mewis (and Dewis) content. League would be shook.