Hello everyone I return with a random hc of mine that is:
Pantalone does not particularly want kids. They do not invoke a mellow feeling inside of him, they do not make a genuine smile appear on his face, they do not warm his heart. HOWEVER, he will agree to have a kid or two only for the role of successors to his business, his empire. If his s/o asks him to have kids together, he will outright decline it. But, if the s/o formulates it as having successors to his empire, he might consider it 😌
I want to have a threesome with panty and dotty plz
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p͟a͟n͟t͟a͟t͟o͟r͟r͟e͟ ͟t͟h͟r͟e͟e͟s͟o͟m͟e͟ (featuring gender neutral reader x sub and dom pantalone and dottore)
P.S come talk to me in my asks 🫶🫶 i will love u 4ever and ever
♡︎ ﹔warning : brief hair pulling
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pantalone dottore plz one chance i’ll do anything tumblr crashed on me when i was trying to write this too!! rude af!!!
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smut content — i am 17, please keep this in mind when reading. if that makes you uncomfortable just scroll 🫶
omg omg anon no way me too bc 😭🫶 UGH!!!
both of them would be so superior and teasing i would cry in a good way if they were topping. no i have this image in my head of pantalone scolding dottore bc he keeps “studying you” and muttering shit in your ear about how interesting your body is and slowly slipping his hands under your clothes. pantalone says he thinks he’s being a little too mean…. but he’s enjoying watching it just as much as dottore is. they’d ensure you fall apart and take their time with you. i wanna be between them too 😩 pantalone taking a turn teasing you verbally while dottore takes you from behind- dude probably pulls on your hair and makes you look at pantalone. pantalone gives me the vibes of condescending praise while dottore is just plain amused at all of your reactions.
but also. also!!!! dottore laughs, completely amused and intrigued, whether he’s topping or not. he does get impatient when bottoming and snappy but will get all satisfied when you finally touch him and will shut his mouth. pantalone when bottoming isn’t as condescending or teasing or even praising as he is when he’s topping. he gets drunk on pleasure and lets go of his thoughts bc yk how he is! uptight but so desperate to be taken over.
if u want to talk ab this more anon plz send in another ask bc i could talk ab them 4ever!!
I like to think that dottore cannot handle the unknown/unpredictable things, this is exactly he can’t handle the banker because he breaks his expectations everytime, his predictions fails him when it’s about pantalone. He doesn’t immerse himself with the doctor’s madness and refuses to listen waste his time and energy on bickering with him.
He’s built well and collected.
And this isn’t what the doctor like. So the plan is break the banker. Shatter him and show him how a pawn like him could never fail the doctor’s expectations. Low ones as well. And he’s nothing but a lowly human who’s broken and unable to fix.
hello!! i just saw your blog like 5 seconds ago haha but im also bored so heres a hc for pantalone:
how many freaking coats the guy has
LIKE WHAT
how big is his closet lmao or does he have like a million of them??
imagine getting matching coats with pantalone though and it being a subtle hint to showcase to the other fatui and harbingers to back off because you’re his and it clearly shows when you’re dripping in his money and clothing :))
probably would also give really good fashion advice too bc damn this man is fancy
more things to consider:
him pulling you into his lap and then smothering you with his coat because its cold and ooo hes nice and warm and toasty
would treat you like royalty despite only using others because it benefits him but he nevers does that to you
Thanks for your ask, anon!!💛 Everyone who reads this, feel free to share your Pantalone hcs too!! I’d love to discuss them.
I think mister has many... many clothes, hence a huge wardrobe of a size of a separate room lmaooo. But tbh idk where he could live- his own place? People assume he has a mansion or something, which for some reason is hard for me to imagine?? But at the same time I really doubt he lives w the rest of the Harbingers... that’s if they even live in the same building. 🤔 I also hc his closet room defo has gold details in it- mans would take pure gold baths if he could.
NOW. I really do like thinking that Pantalone defo would wear their s/o in something that would signify that they belong to him and only him. And he would make sure others know it too. I’m 100% certain he’s possessive. Obsessive... not so much. So yes!! I do agree- sth matching or identifying would totally be on his s/o. Perhaps... it could be a jewelry piece? Hmmm idk I wonder.
For some reason, I feel like Pantalone gives great advices in general, not only when it comes to fashion. I think he’s wise and defo knows how the world around him works- man’s literally built himself on his own. Yes, his morals may be skewed, but... there’s something trustworthy in him. Or that’s me wearing pink shaded glasses and being infatuated *clears throat*. BUT I do feel he would lowk be a tsundere in beginning before he even noticed his s/o. I hc that it’s very difficult to grab his attention unless you are around or above him in social ladder. If you are not falling in that category, but he still notices you... count yourself lucky af.
I also think he’s very tall, around 195 cm, so it would be heaven to hug him *sobs*. Hoyoverse you better make my mans TALL. It would suit him perfectly.
Pantalone would get you out of selfish reasons at first, thinking how he could use you, but with time he would fall for you. And he would even forget his initial reason for getting you now that you two are together. He will provide for you, but, ofc, he will also expect things in... return.
I may have figured what Pantalone needs from Dottore huehuehuehueee😼
Naturally, Harbingers’ relationships with one anothers are most likely built on give and take. Scara told us that Pants partnered with Dot but didn’t give in the details. Obviously, Dot needs funding for his experiments and Pants knew to use this to his advantage and cover Dot’s financial needs. What could he ask in return?... Immortality *shocking news*. We learned that Dottore is an old gramps, and fosho he at least attempted to create the potion to always stay alive. Pants is a very very greedy man bahaha so I think he wants to live long to gain more money and power — and make his goal regarding the Snezhnaya becoming the financial powerhouse of Teyvat, putting him in the most powerful position. Not to mention, I’m sure he defo has other goals in his mind too. According to Childe, this man has Napoleonic plans. When the ones above him will eventually die, like my lovely woman Ningguang kiss kiss, guess who will finally take the leading place in Teyvat and be even more widely known? Wink wink
okay so like hear me out...golden eyes (maybe purple??) like mora ykyk ENTJ VIBES LOOK AT THAT PRETTY SMARTASS 🥲 and also maybe baizhu relative like cousin or brother??? 🤨🤨🤨
STOP IF HE IS AN ENTJ I WILL FOLD. I’M. NOT. JOKING. I keep liking characters that then turn out to be an ENTJ and I’m gonna lose my mind 😭 We would be such a compatible power couple and this thought wouldn’t leave me alone. But I’ve also read someone named him a “nasty INFJ”which got me thinking....
Imagine he has golden eyes and Geo delusion that he keeps a secret?👀👀👀 But he also wears tons of purple, which confuses me. Maybe that’s one of his fav colors, who knows.
I like the Baizhu relative idea, but Pantalone better not be Baizhu himself, cuz Baizhu doesn’t seem to have muscles and all that but Pantalone better have some😭
His name is actually Jinyu. Well. His dead name is long forgotten, and Baizhu helped him come up with Jinyu as a new name. He chose Pantalone as his alias for some reason, and still regrets it to this very day.
Baizhu is his twin brother, younger by a minute. Pantalone was born at 11:59 P.M. on April 24th, and Baizhu was born at 12:00 A.M. of April 25th.
When Baizhu took Changsheng's deal, Pantalone also agreed to share some of the burdens: shortened lifespan, as well as indigo scales that scatter across his thighs, torso, and arms like stars.
He's exclusively interested in masculine-presenting individuals who are not afraid to feel pretty. He's an utter germaphobe who will have a very visceral reaction if he's touched without prior sanitation.
He's transmasc and uses he/him exclusively.
Has more top dysphoria than bottom dysphoria.
Wears a chest wrap made by Baizhu to make his chest flatter.
He has a Pyro Vision and a Hydro Delusion.
He's 28 years old
He has diagnosed OCD, C-PTSD, and Anxiety
He's completely near-sighted and wears glasses
His primary weapons are a pair of brass knuckles, but rings also do the trick.
He used to get into alley fights while living in the slums
NSFW headcanons under cut
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Nipple piercings. That's it, that's the first Headcanon.
His scales are very sensitive
Fangs. He bites and likes leaving marks.
Not very vocal, he likes making his partners fight to make him break.
He's a switch, but will always dom unless his partners can catch him off guard.
Likes dressing himself and his partner in pretty clothing just to tear it off.
Hypno kink; he likes seeing his partner relaxed and pliant for him.
Body worship; he likes being touched gently and making sure his partner is proud of their body.
