#pants pockets

[tabitha1917]

[heycasbutt]

My 14 year old cousin was complaining about how her pockets were so much smaller than her brother’s and I just:

[constant-diablerie]

boy’s jeans

i, a human who has been wearing female’s jeans for the entirety of my life, have bought my first pair of jeans from the men’s section.

guys. guys i can fit my whole hand in my pocket. i can fit my phone, my wallet, my keys, my ipod, and earbuds one pocket all at once. i put seven candy bars in it (probably more, i only had 7). i could fit narnia in my pocket. hell, i could fit the wardrobe in which narnia was hidden in my pocket. i am living for this.

[brothersapart]

Not gonna lie, I’m the person that reads about the one time Sam got shoved into Dean’s pant pocket and my first thought is “I wish I could see that scene” 😂 All I can picture is Dean being flustered and Sam being grouchy...

Lol! That’s gotta be the most awkward position for those two to get caught in!

There’s actually a scene in Deanzilla vs Hydros, towards the later chapters, where this happens with regular sized Sam and his giant brother, so I definitely had inspiration for it!

[the-fiction-universe]

So Maman was just waking up to go pick up Alex from Papa’s, and she’s like, “I heard stuff in your pockets. Tell me what was so noisy.” So I stood up and took handfuls of M&M’s from my pockets. Like three or so handfuls in each pocket. I have multiple pockets in my pants. Then I took more out of my hoodie.  I had an entire mixing bowl of M&M’s in my pockets.

[i-want-your-bones]

Okay, so fun story.

I was talking with my friends about how small women’s pockets are. “Mens pockets are like two feet deep” “I just don’t understand”. So my friend (male) says “You know, once I put two books and a jar of peanut butter in my pocket, and it was only like half full.” And at that moment I realized that men’s pockets are just black holes 

[leftistfanenboii]

Someday I going to buy a bunch of men's pants just so then I can transplant the pockets to my own pants

[wheeleybarger]

Feminists and womens rights activists should be fighting for things like pants pocket size equality