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The outfit ask : Mumbo, 1A??

One very dapper man!

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Scarian— traffic or hermits, whichever.

Another banger ship I’m not all that into, unfortunately. That said these two need to kill eachother more the third life finale was not enough, all the other seasons were not enough, trap them in a death loop time loop immediately.

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Doc/Grian hermitcraft!

Not really my thing, but it’s a damn solid ship. Lovers-but-still-enemies dynamic unparalleled

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Just taking stabs in the dark here— ethubs?

Okay I’m gonna admit I have no idea what these asks for I have forgotten everything I have reblogged today however I’m assuming it’s the bingo?? Please let it be the bingo. This is the first time I’ve ever gotten asks for a bingo I’ve reblogged I think so. Wild really.

ANYWAY YEAAHHH ETHUBS LETS GO ETHUBS!! They’re very cute and silly and I like em a lot :)

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Techno and Phil are two halves of a prophecy about gated nemesis: the hero of sky shall descend to slay the great beast of hell and fall himself into death or something along those lines. Most of their lives have been spent preparing for their fateful confrontation and death and the other’s hands.

They meet accidentally, both running away from their respective camps, because neither is too keen on this dying business. They do the Spider-Man meme, Phil goes to draw his sword because *dammit can’t dodge fate THAT easily after all* when Techno goes “Hey wait a second.”

And then explains that they are prophesized to kill each other, the only other creature in all the realms capable of beating the other. If nothing can kill them except the other, and they don’t fight, wouldn’t that make them both immortal?

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Hi! I was just curious, why would warped forests be considered dangrous? i think its a really cool idea but idk why since as far as im aware the only thing warp forests do is not spawn hostile mobs and im p sure they can enter them just fine? /gen

Endermen spawn there, and also the Hoglin’s hate to go in there(because the mushrooms, but let’s pretend there’s a deeper reason) which could lead to it being seen as hostile? Idk. Lemme put some thought into this-

-I imagine the warped forest to literally just be a crimson forest that spawned Very Wrong, wrong enough that the core corrupted other crimson forests into being warped. Hence the name and the fact it’s bright green/blue in the Nether. Endermen flock there for some reason, and Endermen are not native to the Nether, and Endermen are terrifying so that likely adds to the Mystique of it as well.

So the reason the warped forests are dangerous is a mix of Endermen will Fuck You Up and general taboo/wrongness (if there’s something in there that scares a fully grown Hoglin it scares me). So most expeditions won’t be going too far in and just grabbing the stuff at the edges.

I imagine Piglin to be rather superstitious, and therefor avoid entire biomes like the plague (soul sand valleys and Warped Forests) so… yeah? Idk if that made any sense.

TL;DR There’s an actual danger in getting mauled by an Endermen and also generations of superstition telling you that the forests are deeply cursed and entering them is dangerous.

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Just thought of this conversation: Wilbur: “so what are your human young like?” Techno: “well, our babies don’t have knees.” “What.” “And their neck are so weak we have to hold it up for them.” “Stop.” “As for kids, they already have their second set of teeth in their head, but the x ray looks really creepy.” “YOU HAVE 2 SETS OF TEETH?!” “Yeah, but then they all start falling out.” 🤓

“Oh yeah, and they’re technically all born premature because becoming bipedal messed up our pelvis, so we gotta get them out when their skulls are still squishy.”

“….. why can’t you just use eggs like a normal species??”

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I SAW THAT DIRECTORS COMMENTARY THING, i beg for a lil commentary on Watching It Become A Problem With A Cold Stare /nf

Aaa! (what does one talk about in a directors cut? I've never watched one. this is gonna be a rambling collection of thoughts hope you enjoy lmao)

Started off as a one off I couldn't stop brain rotting about, and now I have an entire extended universe. I have at least 13 fairly fleshed out species (shout out to the millipede trees they're my favorites), three galaxy maps, a vague galactic history dating back 60 million years and I'm thinking of doing a spin off with the hermits? It's that or contrive a reason for them to show up in the story. I'm very excited for the next few chapters, because we're FINALLY gonna land on a planet and I can start peppering in my worldbuilding and plot hooks. Puffy will be there. She is very cool.

I need to come up with a snappy shorthand for this. For There's A Reason These Feathers Are Barbed I can use Barbed Feathers, or just Feathers. I kinda wanna shorten it to Problem bc that would be funny lmao. Note to self: do something with Phil's prosthetic arm before you forget he has it.

Oh, Techno isn't the only human loose in the galaxy. Feel free to speculate on that if you feel so inclined. It will come up eventually.

Mitski's music is going to feature at some point. I know the vessel of her arrival, but not where it arrives just yet. She will be there tho.

Oh yeah. There's gonna be a chapter coming out today. That feels important to mention.

Hope this mess entertained you lmao :D