#panzerspank

[eurofox]

As a Norwegian, I must say that Abba is to Scandinaviaas Justin Bieber is to Canada

U take that back

[colonialdncr]

you smooth motherfucker.

I call 'em as I see 'em!

[cliffnotesofanerd]

the eyeliner is actually really easy. Just use liquid liner, have a whole bag of cotton pads ready and get really fucking mad at the first 75 attempts

at what point do I sacrifice the shegoat to lucifer because I heard that part is important

[cliffnotesofanerd]

okay so livechats are awesome and I love every one of you GOODNIGHT

[sweetcharade518]

betweenridiculousandsublime answered:Dating doesn’t necessarily mean a relationship. I’m a firm believer in having a little fun. But I think it’s fantastic that you have goals.

sambamkablaam said: I volunteer as pet! I’m potty trained and everything. Mostly.

bornforthisbigcitydream answered: I like your current plan.. considering I don’t know what your original is. Also, you may want to think about getting a roommate.

panzerspank answered: Stick with your original plan. Apply everywhere, get a cheap apartment and a puppy and let the lovers come to you!

robyrose answered: stick to the original plan but thats just me. i found a job, i am moving into an apartment and all of a sudden i met a guy online. just wait

Thanks for all the feedback! It's just tough, because I left school and moved back in with my parents in May 2011. I got a job that fall, and it's the one I still have, but I'd love a job where I made enough money to live on my own. It's just been so long since anything has changed in my life that I'm starting to give up hope, lol. 

And there's no way I'm getting a roommate, or casually dating people. Both things I have tried in life that have not worked out at all. But Sam can totally come and be my pet!