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this physically hurts to reblog but here it is. my most successful post. 2012
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document

shark vs the universe

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Kiana Khansmith
we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Stranger Things
Claire Keane
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macklin celebrini has autism

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Show & Tell

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Officially the most offensive picture on the internet.
this physically hurts to reblog but here it is. my most successful post. 2012
greatest philosophical questions of the century: are children's cartoons politically significant? do audiobooks count as reading? is booktok destroying women's brains? are a middle class americans the most oppressed group of all time? who's stupider: children or schools? is sexual inexperience the truest sin? are pad users more oppressed than tampon users? should people eat quinoa specifically if we ignore all other foods on earth? is taylor swift underrated or overrated? is it pedophilia to dress stupid? is intra lgbt community slur reclaiming okay? does autism stop you from going to the club? is being a misogynist actually more progressive than not being a misogynist? france? should people who don't like spoilers be killed on the street or should people who say spoilers be killed on the street? is calling something gross fascism except when i do it? is it more progressive to be bilingual? among others
they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army
Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.
"Sewing is a gateway drug to thinking through complex problems. It seems really simple; culturally, we make it women's work. Let me tell you: real sewing at any kind of level of proficiency is a bloody magic trick. Sewing, like mold making, involves mental frames that require one to think inside out and backwards. It requires one to work on an order of operations that is often taking into account the reverse. It's a really, really important skill, and if you learn how to sew, you're mostly on your way to carpentry and welding and sheet metal work. I'm not kidding: these are planar forms meeting under rules and conditions. And if you can make a sleeve work, I swear to God, you could build a house."
--Adam Savage
Another fascinating moral dilemma from the philosophers of r/punk
What music app do you use
Spotify
Pandora (why?)
SoundCloud
YouTube (true neutral)
yt music
results
Youtube...It's not really that I prefer it, more so that I have 10 years worth of playlists accumulated like tree rings
under my regime all male film directors will be harvested for their meat like farm animals
im probably not the first person to think of the phrase "freddy dunning-krueger" but i have nonetheless come up with it independently and will be trying to find a situation i can use it in. proposed target: male doctors
where someone's vastly excessive misplaced confidence in their knowledge leads to horrifying results
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why does food in ghibli movies always look so gooood 😫
Kylie Minogue photographed by Mark Mattock for i-D Magazine, September 1997...
is this gonna get me fired you think
apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠
no bc how else are you supposed to react when your dad is proudly presenting a clip of himself and a dead celebrity, frozen in time, creating an ostensibly perfect nuclear family on valentine’s day…… and tagging papa john’s in it……..
Going to my grave saying: “if we pray like a gringo, we play like a gringo”.
im so happy for lenny
people hate women for real lol it crazy. you'll say that and then people will be like "I don't hate women. I just hate it when they're always whining about things that only affect women? it's fine that they're here on earth and I like it when they're quiet but when they try to talk about stuff it's so annoying?? like why are you complaining all the time and why do you think you're special and why don't you ever want to talk about men?? like they really are so awful and horrible to be around but I don't hate them" and then they want you to go "oh okay! totally"