#papa thatch

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I agree with you Luffy!

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Her Joke Ft: Whitey Bay and The WBP

Whitey bay ran into the WBP's and they decided to have a little party. After having one to many drinks the jokes begin to come out.

Whitey: Alright I have a joke for you all. Why do women have flowers on the front of their underwear?

Ace: Because they like flowers?

Whitey: nope *taking a drink*

Thatch: Because they think it is sexy.

Whitey: Nay nay I say.

Marco and Izuo think about the answer before responding. They were running blanks.

Marco: Just say it Whitey. *bringing his mug of beer to his lips*

Whitey: In loving memory of all the faces buried there.

Some of the crew members heard the joke and then began to choke on their beer. Others laugh hysterically. But one question is the joke. Ace leans closer to Thatch.

Ace: is that true?

Thatch knew it wasn't true but the poor youngster still had a lot to learn.

Thatch: If you think about it... it all makes sense.

Ace : It does...*begins to think*

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Thank you for the lovely commission @sofihtf02 !!!! I decided to treat myself to a commission and absolutely love it so much!!! They all look so cute!!!! All the detail put into the chibis ahhhhh!!!!!!!! Makes my heart leap for joy!!!!

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Val!! Hi!! Can I request for your Halloween event Thatch x fem! reader for candy apple? Thank you, dear!! You are an amazing writer, please keep blessing us with your talent!! Love u!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Hi anon babe! Of course, you can I will happily write for Papa Thatchie. Love him so much!!! Awww thank you so much!!!!! I hope you enjoy!!!

TW: none

WC:531

“Hey what are you doing?” you saw thatch on the stove. On the other side of the counter, you could see a bunch of apples and sticks and a bowl of nuts. 

“Well, I felt bad you couldn’t try the candy apples at the pier last night since they were sold out so I’ve decided to make some for you.” When you got closer to Thatch the smell of warm caramel was. “You didn’t have to do all this.” sticking your bottom lip out. We kinda got a late start last night and the candy apple line was very long not even halfway up there, they sold out of candy apples. Thatch saw the bummed look on your face as you both continued roaming around the pier. “You wouldn’t mind if I helped out.” picking up the sticks and you began to stick them into the apples. 

“Well, aren't you sweet?” Thatch his lip curling up, turning the stove off as he continued to stir the hot mixture. You began to hand him the stuck apples, then Thatch would dip the apples in the gooey sauce.  He placed them on the rack to have them cool down before the moment “You can start to add my nuts on the apples.” Giving a cheeky smile while looking at you and then giving you the bowl of chopped nuts.

Letting out a small snort “you are something you know that.” playfully saying to the tall man. You began to sprinkle the nuts on the dipped apples. “But that’s what I like about you so much.” “Well, I thought you were just after me for my good looks.” cocking his brow at you. “Maybe I should rephrase my words.” placing the bowl of nuts down on the counter, Thatch began to wipe his hands with the hand towel “Everything about you and  I mean everything about you is what I fell in love with.” “Aww, babe.” Thatch brought you into his arms, feeling the bear tight hug as he lifted you off the floor slightly swinging your back and forth. “Right back at cha babe.” Cupping his cheeks with your hands, you pecked the cook's lips. “Can we try one of the apples now???”  giving him a sweet smile.

“Let's give them a try.” Thatch placed you down and he picked one of the caramel apples and handed it to you. It was making your mouth water. Taking a bite of the apple you got the taste of the sweet/ sour of the green apple with a mixture of caramel and nuts. It was a taste that reminded you of your childhood. You took a big bite of the apple, and he saw your cheek become big like a hamster's. 

“Big enough bite for ya?” he laughed as he saw you chewy on the piece even with your cheeks full of the apple you had a smile on your face. You brought the caramel apple to his lips where he gladly took a bite. “My nuts really brought out the flavor.”

Luckily you swallowed the piece you had in your mouth before he said that you would have choked to death with his nuts comments.

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Chapter 5: Thatch

Hello Lovely Babes! Chapter 5 is here for Papa Thatchie for the collab me and @fireflykaizoku did!!! This is one of my favorite ones I wrote and this man is daddy material! I hope you all enjoy!

Tw: kids

The two small children staring out the window waiting to see the familiar figure walk up the road to their home their elbows propped up on the window seal their heads resting on their palms . “He will be home soon, just wait.” their mother said to them both. Seeing the pompadour from down the road they saw the familiar figure. 

“There he is!” The girls exclaimed. Thatch saw the two small children peering through the window waving at him. He was holding a small pastry box in his hand, he often made his own pastries for them but he decided to get them this one time . As he approached the door, the girls opened the door immediately. 

“Daddy did you get them?!” Bella exclaimed.

“Did you get the strawberry ones?” Belle asked him.

“Yes I got the ones you both like” Bending a bit to show them the small pastries he got from the bakery in town.

“Yaya momma just made the tea so we can have the tea party!” Belle said. Their mother got a dainty tray and placed the pastries in an organized fashion on the tray. The girls dragged their parents to the dining table their mother decorated just a few mins before Thatch came home. 

“Your mommy did a good job.” Thatch looking at the mother of his kids. 

“A mothers job is never done.” She took a seat between the girls placing the pastries next to the tea pot. She began to pour the small cups of tea. She put an ice cube in the small children’s cup to make sure they didn’t burn their tongues while adding the sugar and milk. Thatch watching his daughter lifting their pinkies in the air as they took a small sip. 

“Maybe mommy can make my tea like your guys.” Thatch looking at her giving a cheeky smile.

“Geez that sounds like a wife requesting a babe.. You upgraded from boyfriend to father of my children but not yet husband.” She placed her left hand up with no ring, smiling . But she couldn’t hold a serious face as she began to laugh. She began to make his tea handing it to him

“Aww come on babe like I’ve told you many times. I love you and you love me. That's all that matters. The only difference between us and a married couple is that they have rings.” 

“Right right…changing the subject. I have all the girls' stuff packed for the trip, all that needs to be packed is our stuff.” She took a drink of her own tea.

“I can’t wait for you to meet pops and the rest of my brothers babe.” Thatch said.

“From what you have told me they seem interesting. Do you think some of them settled down?”  She spoke placing the pastries in front of the little ones 

“Maybe a few. I know some of them were in relationships while being on the ship. But we will find out when we see them.” Thatch began to remember some of the memories on the  Moby Dick. 

Few hours passed and the girls were coloring in the living room. Thatch was sitting down on the couch looking at his partner through the screen door who was outside on the porch. Looking at his girls for a moment they were too busy coloring when he decided to join her on the porch.  “Excited about the visit?” She asked him with a faint smile.

“Yeah I am, I want to show off the beautiful girls in my life.” Thatch arm wrapping comfortably around her waist.

“Who would have thought almost of being together for 7 years? We would have had  Bella and Belle” she chuckled slightly. She began to remember the first time she met him “ I remember picking you up at the bar that one fateful night and now I can't get rid of you.” She laughed. The one trait Thatch fell for this woman was her sense of humor and the smile that he thought that could launch a 1000 ships. 

“Well you're stuck with me till the bitter end woman. Till death do us part.” Thatch's face grew closer to her as he tried to kiss her. Her index finger placed on his lips stopping him 

“Thatch those are the kind of things you say to someone that is getting married.” she raised her brow at him. 

“Right right.” He cleared his throat  “almost forgot I had to pick something else up as I picked the pastries up in town.” 

“What? I only saw the pastry box you brought.” She said she wanted to question what else he had picked up in town. 

“It was able to fit in my pocket. I will let you be the judge and decide what you want to do with it.” Going into his pocket pulling out a small felt box he placed  it in her hands.

“Thatch this isn’t a joke right?” Her heart was racing. He looked at him making sure it wasn’t a joke or anything. 

“After 7 years of putting up with me and giving me two daughters I figured it would be the right time. Besides, I kinda like you.” He playfully laughed as she lightly pushed him, wiping the single tear from her eyes. Her hands were shaking as she opened the small box.  “Will you do the honors of upgrading me baby daddy to husband?” 

“Do it momma!” Bella shouted.

“Yeah, do it!!!” Belle said.  They both were standing by the door screen. “You both were in on this two?” she laughed and she was lost for words. “Yea I mean babe I always make the pastries for the girls tea party don’t you think it was odd I went to go get them at the bakery.” Both Thatch and her laughed seeing the two small girls with toothy grins staring at them. “Well come on, is it a yes or a no?” He asked

“Yes Thatch my answer is yes!” She exclaimed. Thatch took out the ring from the box, placing it on her finger.  Out of all the guys on the crew Pop’s wouldn’t expect him to even settle down with one person neither his brothers as well. Many would be shocked to see him with his own small family.

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Hello!!! I just saw your event open up and congrats on one year!!!!!!!! I was wondering if I can get a spin for Papa Thatch with a female reader please the way you write him makes my knees weak. Thank you!!

Hello babe!!! Awwww thank you soo much!!!! 😭🥺❤️ PAPA THATCHIE YESSSSSSS!!!!! I get excited to write for him. Just something about him, he knows damn well what he is doing!!! Spinning the wheel it landed on writes choice mmm I decided to choose role play. I can see him being into role play like him being in a high authority role and you in a submissive or lower role. Let me stop rambling on lol! i hope you enjoy love!!!

Tw: Role Play, Hair Pulling, suggestions of oral sex, Vaginal penetration, dirty talking LOTS

WC: 713

Thatch x Fem Reader : Yes Sir N/SFW

“I’m sorry sir, I promise I won’t mess up the next him.” trying to catch your breath as you were on your knees in front of his cock dripping with your saliva.  Your blouse was undone showing off your white bra underneath. “I don’t know about that last time I told you not to screw up and you screwed it up and I had to punish you the last time. I think you need a refresher course on why I called the shots.” Thatch’s hand tilted your head up so you could see him cocking his brow at you. “Get on the desk _____.” following his orders. “Open your legs wide for me like a good assistant.” he finished undoing his own shirt and making his way towards you. His hands started from your ankles traveling all the way up your calves than to your thighs, going up your skirt when he realized you didn't have panties on. “Good girl, you followed my instructions all ready for my usage.” he licked his bottom lip. “Thatch please don’t try to destroy any more costumes.” you could feel his hands tugging a bit harshly on your skirt. “Don’t worry if they get ripped I will have to buy my secretary some more clothes along with things I want to see her in.” Thatch did not break character at all sliding down your skirt more and more. Till it landed on the floor. He removed the rest of your shirt and removed the bra leaving your exposed perky breast. “Now _______, since you were such a defiant girl and messed everything up once again. I’m going to fuck some sense into the pretty little  brain of yours.” Without any hesitation, he thrust one hard time. You without knowing the papers on the desk began to crumble as you balled your fist tightly. The order list  Thatch made the next time the ship docked he knew what to get. Seeing the list in your balled fist “tsk tsk see this is what I’m talking about your careless action _____. Maybe I should look for another assistant.” he lowered his eyes tilting his head at you. “I’m sorry sir please I promise I will straighten up my act.” whimpering at him, your hands draping around his neck. “Please don’t replace me. I will be the good little secretary you want me to be. I will take the initiative and suck your cock without you telling me.” Your lips were centimeters from his. “Fuck~~…” Thatch letting low groans out. He was trying so hard to stay in character. “With a pussy as good as yours, I can see why your husband loves fucking you so much. He thinks you are working late but you actually fucking your boss.” Thatch could hear the sloshing sounds from your pussy every time he thrust into you. His hand reaches for the back of your hair grabbing a fist full of your hair and tilting your head back.

“Ahhhh~~~ Thatch!!” you moaned his name out loud “He doesn’t fuck me as good as you could Sir. Yesss keep fucking your secretary just like that.” you gave a bit of a cocky grin at him. Even though it was role playing the more you were into character the more of a turn on it was for the both of you. Even though you were speaking about the same person which was him he love the idea  of him in a high authority figure and he fucks you senseless.

With a rather intrigued look, he gave to you. “Is that so??? Maybe I should take you as my wife if he doesn’t fuck you like your supposed to be fucked.”  his voice was husk letting a low chuckle out. “You could have all you want and not have to be my secretary. I would make sure if you were my wife I would fuck you all night long.” Thatch could feel your fingers digging into his back seeing your eyes going crossed eyes, the hues on your cheeks becoming brighter.  Thatch broke his character just this one time “You look so hot right now babe. Your pussy is perfect for my cock.” Thatch dragged his finger across your bottom lips cleaning up the bit of drool.

Tagging: @undercoverweeeb @fireflykaizoku @kristaline2dmensimp