INTRODUCING IN THE FULLMETAL MISTAKES UNIVERSE:
ROY MUSTANG
He loves paper more than anything because it is the “most reliable resource” known to mankind.
He doesn’t know how to handle emotions, including happiness.
He loves Riza but in a friend-zoned and confusing kind of way.
He hates Riza’s dog
Every time he snaps to do alchemy, he sings “snap snap!”
He has an extremely scary good memory. He remembers the day and moment he was born. It’s a great story, ask him sometime.
He never actually talks directly to Al. He feels so bad for his situation so he just cries, hugs him, and says nothing.
He loves reading in knitting but only when he’s alone.
Has a pet bird named Hannah that hides around his office. It’s actually an origami swan, but he’s convinced it’s real.
He has a Twitter about paper appreciation. It has gained enough popularity that once a year Central Amestris hosts a three day PaperCon with Roy as a featured speaker. He’s the only featured speaker.
