Jan 2, 2018
jonathan crane, showing up at a rogues meeting covered in hickeys: haha you should see the other guy
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jonathan crane, showing up at a rogues meeting covered in hickeys: haha you should see the other guy
jon crane + me = perfect beautiful best ship of the century, disaster gay southern gothic supervillain husbands, will kick your ass
i came across this shitty meme on instagram and felt it needed a bit of jon-ifying
a family can be two wacky trans supervillain husbands, their twin kids who are biologically both theirs because they were created through a form of cloning shut up it's my personal canon i can do whatever i want, a giant fucking wolfdog, a rat one of the twins found and decided to keep, a large, looming, and ever-present flock of crows, and a misshapen half human half bird abomination that is the horrific answer to the question "what if someone tried to clone jonathan crane but the genetic sample they obtained just happened to have a bit of biological material from one of his pet crows as well, resulting in the creation of a distinctly bird-shaped yet still somehow uncannily and disturbingly human monstrosity"
jon crane: *looks at me* ah, there he is. the light of my life. my husband. the wonderful funny brilliant man with whom i've chosen to spend the rest of my life. i love him so much and i would support him in anything.
also jon crane: hANK get ur ridiculous ass back here, no you can't go on the swings you're a grown man and an infamous mob boss, stop climbing trees ur gonna fall and break ur neck, don't lick the nutella off that knife you'll slice your tongue open and OH GOD you just did it holy fuck hank why were you using a steak knife to spread nutella in the first place okay let's get you to the hospital, gOD how did my gay ass fall so madly in love with you in the first place you massive disaster of a man
oh uh also apotheca is now called paracel and he’s a trans dude as well, dr hank driscoll my güd flawless self insert
basically the same character in most other ways. still mob boss still married to crane still likes vintage clothes except now it’s 20′s menswear instead of apo’s 20′s flapper stuff