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jonathan crane, showing up at a rogues meeting covered in hickeys: haha you should see the other guy
jonathan crane's getaway car for heists is the down with cis bus
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BURLAP MUPPET HUSBAND
i came across this shitty meme on instagram and felt it needed a bit of jon-ifying
jon crane: *looks at me* ah, there he is. the light of my life. my husband. the wonderful funny brilliant man with whom i've chosen to spend the rest of my life. i love him so much and i would support him in anything.
also jon crane: hANK get ur ridiculous ass back here, no you can't go on the swings you're a grown man and an infamous mob boss, stop climbing trees ur gonna fall and break ur neck, don't lick the nutella off that knife you'll slice your tongue open and OH GOD you just did it holy fuck hank why were you using a steak knife to spread nutella in the first place okay let's get you to the hospital, gOD how did my gay ass fall so madly in love with you in the first place you massive disaster of a man
today's fact of the day is that scarecrow is an anagram for cow racers dr jonathan crane the cow racers
yells for twenty years straight about jon crane eventually reconciling with his family and having them in his life and all the other rogues finally finding out where jon inherited his gene for snark from
i'm a serious scarecrow fan who writes serious character analysis
