professional irikah respecter

hank, 27, he/him. bisexual. mayor of thaneirikah and also their third. if you purchased a glitched "no irikah" copy of mass effect 2 you may be entitled to financial compensation. icon by @jroahn, header edit by @graygarden

[irikahkrios]

"irikah krios is canonically alive and a squadmate and i have proof" i say. the fandom asks for my proof. i show them a handwritten note that just says "the 'women in refrigerators' trope is inherently misogynistic and disgusting and it is not only your right but your responsibility to ignore it whenever it shows up and to consider all fictional women affected by it to be canonically alive. also irikah krios is one of the most complex and compelling characters in mass effect and taking her out of the narrative by pretending she's 'dead' would make the series exponentially worse"

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[irikahkrios]

cowards

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[irikahkrios]

[irikahkrios]

thane's chest freckles send post

[irikahkrios]

mentally im here

[irikahkrios]

thane's chest freckles send post

[crittaslink]

your blog when you find a character.

[irikahkrios]

you guys CANNOT let me forget that my headcanon birthday for irikah is the 22nd

[omegastation]

How long does it usually take you to complete a Mass Effect trilogy playthrough (from ME1 to ME3, including all DLCs)? (excluding major life events that can interrupt or delay a playthrough)

a few days

a week

≤ 2 weeks

≤ 3 weeks

a month

≤ 2 months

≤ 3 months

between 3 to 6 months

between 6 to 9 months

between 9 months to a year

more than a year

I am never regular and so the answer changes from playthrough to playthrough

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

Btw, it's for fun. It says nothing about the quality of your playthrough or the fun you have. I'm just curious. I know some of you are really fast players and I admire you because I'm sloooow af! And obviously at this point I'm asking players who have multiple playthroughs.

[irikahkrios]

my pipe dream mele mod wishlist:

- irikah!! (realistically this would just be a model swap, no dialogue of her own, just making a character model for her and swapping her in for another squadmate)

- thane's second set of eyelids restoration (they took his eyelids took his bisexuality took his wife, can't have shit on the normandy if your name is thane krios)

- thane's dlc outfit frill jewelry added to his default outfit (+ loyalty recolor), because fuckkkk i love his piercings and i don't want to choose between them and actually seeing his beautiful eyes and bare chest

- me3 mod that makes the catalyst take the form of the squadmates (easy version where it only takes the form of whoever died on virmire, or more elaborate version where it changes to all the different squadmates as it talks to shepard) (this is my canon btw the kid is not a thing At All in the version of me3 that exists in my mind)

- a gay romance mod that isn't so bizarrely hung up on everything being voiced and doesn't cut lines that aren't voiced (seriously i will never understand the obsession with everything being fully voiced. like just give me the content i really don't care if my shepard is silent half the time)

- mod that replaces liara's character model with a giant censor bar and replaces all her voice lines with fart noises

[irikahkrios]

has anybody made a mod that adds thane's frill jewelry to his default outfit? i haven't seen one

[irikahkrios]

thinking about that mod that gives thane nail polish

[irikahkrios]

okay technically per the description i think the intent was just to make his natural nails darker because the mod creator liked the darker fingernails he had in the comic. but to meeeeee he is wearing nail polish

[irikahkrios]

thinking about that mod that gives thane nail polish

[enki2]

[irikahkrios]

made my first reddit post today please tell me they're not gonna kill me with hammers