#paradox-crows

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Do you prefer if people treat your ask box in a silly or serious way?

Honestly both is fine- in the words of one of my first blorbos, “I could do with a few laughs. We could all do with a few laughs. I've got a feeling we're going to need them more than usual.”

[octahedral-chaos]

Why the octs so hedron?

Truly a mystery we will never solve /silly

[titancores]

Give me your wildest headcanon for the maid dress cameraman?

I reckon they're a newer unit who was not immersed in pre-war culture, and they thought they were being respectful to the humans by wearing traditional human dress.

[erratic-meowmeow]

Would you fuck a pumpkin?

i guess if there was a pumpkin with a hole the size of my dick in front of me i could give it a go. i cant imagine itd be all too appealing but like, fuck why not. worst that happens is our dick gets a bit messy.

[mhoch]

Who's the fella on your pfp?

Me ! :3

Or, well, I guess you could say sona, but as a independent entity they don't have a name. It just be me. Slugcat. :3

[phightingheadcanons]

Ban Hammer with mommy issues

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So true king

[doggone-doggirl]

Birthday for you?

Congratulations!

Happy birthday!

16 seconds, I’m on top of it this time! Thanks!

[doggone-after-dark]

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HORNY POSTING– tomorrow cuz I'm tired lmao

Ay you found it, you're my first follower on here”