ode to the apple
oh ye primeval, privileged pomme
ceaselessly circumspect on she who might come
to finally free you from whence you were hung
but woe what polemic, price will be paid
by she who renders such righteous aid?
to be burdened and befouled for the trust betrayed
destined to be damned for this deplorable deed
she savored the sweetness to your sanctimonious seed
and gallantly gave birth to all knowledge now forever freed









