...I did not realize that all but two of them have Smitten in them. Oh well, makes sense, Smitten is a bird full of love, of course he's dating everyone 🙂↕️
Starting with two non-Smitten ships, ParaHero and Frigid Claws (ColdHunt)!
Fun fact: ParaHero drawing is a redraw of this very old drawing, back when I first got into voice shipping in general. This post is absolutely hilarious in retrospect, poor December-2024-Everest did not know that they're about to become so normal over a completely different ship-
Sigh /lh
Anyways! Onto the Smitten ships: SmitChea, SmitStub, and Spousemouse (SmitHunt) <3
Finally, one more Spousemouse drawing, and then two Burned Bridges (SmitCold) drawings! Yes, they are kissing in one of them, they cannot be normal /lh
Gonna need you to gimme another bottle of that Royal Flock juice. Preferably with Voices we haven't seen their POV of yet. Can be any type of dynamic, platonic, romantic, alterous or otherwise, as long as I see this poor court try to support eachother in search of a cure for their beloved king while keeping the kingdom afloat. They're so preciousss <3333
(LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO!! Unfortunately by this point, we have seen every voice's POV, but the good news is that you are getting the council meeting chapter, which means that you're gonna see EVERY voice interacting and trying to save TLQ. Enjoy!)
Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four
Paranoid sighed, gripping his staff tight, until he heard soft footsteps walk up next to him. Usually Paranoid hated people sneaking up on him, but he had the sound of these footsteps memorised, so he wasn't startled when he looked up and saw Hero standing next to him.
He smiled at Paranoid, offering his arm out to him, and Paranoid felt butterflies in his stomach as if this was their first outing together. He's not sure if Hero will ever not fluster Paranoid, but at least he's gotten better at dealing with it. He thinks.
But what Paranoid does know is that having Hero by his side does give him strength, and with the state that the kingdom has fallen to, he needed a lot of strength.
So he met Hero's kind eyes, took a deep breath, and took his arm.
Together, they walked down the hallway, arm- in- arm, knight and sorcerer, partners through all. Paranoid could hear the many voices of their flock murmuring up ahead, and his magic yearned to reach out and feel all their heartbeats, to taste their pulsing in his own throat, to be certain that they were all alive. But now wasn't the time.
They walked up, and Hero gently opened the door, guiding Paranoid in, and Paranoid tried his best to ignore all the eyes that immediately landed on him. After his recent breakdown, he was still a little sensitive to people looking at him.
Instead, he focused on the dark meeting room, the walls a crimson red, lit up by a small chandelier that casted everyone in the room in a warm glow rather than a bright white. The colour helped set the mood for serious topics, but sometimes Paranoid couldn't help but be reminded of blood when he was in this room.
The centre of the room had a wide, circular table for all of the court to sit at. Books and papers and half empty ink pot were messily spread across the table, and Paranoid could recall hundreds of meetings that had devolved into either pure boredom or pure chaos. There was no inbetween with them.
He wondered what today's meeting would be like.
Everyone else was already here, either sitting on chairs or standing up, too tense and on edge to sit down. Instinctively, Paranoid's eyes trailed over every single one of them, inspecting their bodies from head to toe, searching for any injuries that they may have. It had become a habit of his to do- a comforting one, to calm himself down knowing that everyone looked safe and well.
Then his eyes landed on Skeptic.
Paranoid sighed in frustration as Hero led them to two chairs at the top of the table, and Paranoid clicked his tongue in disapproval at the bruises and cuts on Skeptic's face.
Cold, who was to the right of him, sensed his annoyance, and leaned closer to murmur in his ear, "You should have seen his fingers."
That was the signal needed to start the meeting.
"Your fingers?" Paranoid snapped, glaring at Skeptic, who was now attempting to hide his face behind his coat, but that just gave Paranoid the chance to see the bruises on his knuckles.
"What did you do this time?" Hero asked, and Smitten came to his brother's rescue, putting a hand on his shoulder as he said, "Please be kind to him, my brother has had a very hectic few days."
Stubborn snorted, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. "That's putting it lightly," he muttered, and Paranoid really didn't like the sound of that.
The only information that they had been given upon Skeptic's return, was that he apparently had uncovered something big, and that a court meeting was to be be held immediately at his arrival.
Paranoid's learnt not to get his hopes up too much when it comes to Skeptic's investigations- but then again, Skeptic wouldn't be so adamant as to call a meeting if he wasn't completely sure of something.
Paranoid sighed. "Do you want me to heal you?" he asked, and Skeptic finally showed his face again, shaking his head with an appreciative smile. "Thank you, but no. Cold helped numb the worst of it."
Paranoid lowered his gaze to the table, feeling guilt and shame begin to choke his throat. Underneath the table, Hero's hand found his, and he immediately clasped and squeezed Hero's hand for comfort.
Paranoid should've been there. He should've been in that carriage instead of Cold, to heal any injuries that Skeptic had gotten. What if Skeptic had been bleeding out? Cold's magic couldn't do much against that, and he's not sure how good Smitten and Stubborn would be at wrapping the wound up, or how quick they would be. What if Skeptic had died because Paranoid couldn't stop being a coward-
Hero's hand squeezed his again, bringing him out of his spiral, and Paranoid sent Hero a brief, grateful smile, before focusing back on the meeting.
Skeptic had stood up now, placing both hands flat on the table, Smitten giving him an encouraging smile.
Contrarian, who was sitting cross legged on a chair, gave Skeptic a playful grin and said, "I heard you pissed off the Dove Court. Would love to know how you managed that."
Skeptic shot Contrarian a suspicious look, before realisation dawned on him. "That's how you knew where to get me." Skeptic's gaze shifted over to Opportunist, who was sporting a knowing grin, sitting next to Contrarian while resting an elbow on his shoulder.
Opportunist shrugged. "Who knew the Hummingbirds were such gossips?" Skeptic huffed with amusement, but still sent a nod of thanks to the pair.
Paranoid personally didn't like the little game of espionage that Opportunist and Contrarian were playing with the other courts, but if it helped their King in any way, then Paranoid couldn't find it within him to stop them, only make sure they didn't land them all in hot water.
Skeptic looked out at the rest of the court then, a confident gleam in his eyes that he didn't usually have, which was already making Paranoid straighten up to attention, along with Hero.
"Well, as some of you know, I ended up in the Dove court, where I learnt some information that I believe will be incredibly useful to us."
"Are you not going to tell them of how you acquired this information?" Cold asked, a hint of a teasing tone to be heard and a smirk on his lips, and Paranoid did not like that one bit.
"What the hell does that mean?" Cheated asked, one hand rubbing a thumb over the back of Broken's hand on the table. He sent a glare over at Skeptic. "You didn't actually do anything fucking stupid, did you?"
Skeptic shared a nervous look with his brother, straightening out his trench coat as a distraction.
Paranoid sighed sharply and banged the end of his staff on the ground, making almost all of them jump. "Skeptic!" he snapped. "What did you do?"
"Let's just say," Skeptic slowly said, putting his arms out as if trying to calm a raging animal, "that instead of the Dove court, they are now called the Bleeding Heart Dove court."
There were many different reactions.
Paranoid's jaw dropped. Both Hero and Cheated let out cries of shocked outrage. Contrarian burst out cackling, clutching Opportunist's shoulder, who's face fell with shock, but also with an impressed hint in his eyes.
"That'll do it!" Contrarian exclaimed in wicked joy, clapping his hands, whereas Paranoid was struggling not to give Skeptic a temporary heart failure. "That'll get you chased out alright!"
"You overthrew a kingdom without me?" Opportunist exclaimed, sounding genuinely offended, with a hand clutching his chest dramatically.
"I promise, Oppy, the next time I'm offered to help a rebellion, you'll be right there with me," Skeptic assured him, and Opportunist smiled and leaned back in his chair.
"Skeptic," Hero said in exasperation, "why are you messing with royal politics at a time like this?"
"There was obviously a reason for it!" Skeptic argued. "You're all focusing on the wrong thing- stop caring about the what, and just listen to the why."
"I feel like we should care a little about you helping monarchies overthrow each other," Paranoid pointed out, but Skeptic waved him away. "It'll be fine, besides- the Bleeding Heart Doves had information for me, and Quiet is still King of the Avians at the end of the day."
"For now," Hunted said, standing behind Cheated's chair, shoulders bunched up and tense, on high alert even in their own kingdom. "But the other kingdoms won't wait forever. At some point, they will strike."
"So is making enemies really good right now?" Broken finished Hunted's thought, ducking his chin below his white collar once he was done speaking.
Skeptic sighed. "Okay," he began calmly, "I know it wasn't the smartest thing to do, but they had information that can help us. Would you all like to hear it?"
A tense silence followed his questions, any and all lightness sucked out of the room instantly. Paranoid squeezed Hero's hand once, and Hero nodded at Skeptic and said, "Tell us."
"Alright," Skeptic took a deep breath in, and then a familiar intensity washed over him, and Paranoid couldn't help but be drawn in by Skeptic's passion for the truth, especially when it came to their flock.
"So, the Bleeding Heart Doves, for a long time, used to live on the border, between here and the human lands, and they started to hear some interesting things."
"The human lands?" Opportunist echoed in disgust, making Contrarian giggle. "Are those flightless idiots to blame for the Long Quiet's condition?"
Paranoid wasn't a fan of the human lands, either. Humans and avians stayed far away from each other, keeping to their own lands and kingdoms, and they swore never to cross into each other's territories for any reason whatsoever.
Paranoid's never seen a human before, but he's heard that they're squishy and easy to break, with no wings or claws to defend themselves with. How could someone live like that?
"Not exactly," Skeptic continued. "But there has been rumours running around the human lands, pertaining to their ruler."
"Who rules the humans?" Paranoid asked, fearing the worst- a tyrant, a bloodthirsty killer, an arrogant fool-
"A princess."
Paranoid blinked, not expecting that, but when he looked at the others, they were just as perplexed.
"A princess?" Hero said softly. "No king or queen as well? Just a single princess ruling an entire land?"
Skeptic nodded, and that was when Stubborn asked, "What's her name?" in a blunt tone, but Skeptic just shrugged.
"I don't know. The Bleeding Heart Doves didn't know- hell, it didn't even seem like the humans knew what her name was."
"Really?" Cheated said, face scrunching up in suspicion. "I find that hard to believe. Everyone has a name."
"Oh, what a poor soul," Smitten lamented, gazing out of the window as if he could see her from here. "A princess with no name to be called by her loved ones! How cruel!"
"I'm sure there's a reason for that," Cold butted in with an eye roll. "Maybe she's so pampered and spoiled that she never bothers to leave her kingdom."
Skeptic coughed to get their attention again, and when Paranoid looked at him this time, he noticed a nervousness in his body language now.
"You're not far off, Cold." The sorcerer in question blinked, sitting up slightly in surprise as he asked, "What do you mean by that?"
Skeptic ran a hand over his bruised fingers, looking none of them in the eye as he explained, "There have been rumours going around about the princess, about how she used to be seen everyday prancing around her castle and kingdom- but now nobody has caught sight of her for months." No- Paranoid didn't want to hear this anymore.
"Rumor has it that the princess has been placed under a sleeping curse, tied to her throne by chains, and with no signs of waking up."
No.
No, that can't be.
"What?" Hero whispered, standing up from his chair, still gripping Paranoid's hand, meanwhile Paranoid was busy trying not to let his panic consume him.
What does that mean? What does that mean?! A princess under the same curse as Quiet? That can't be- Skeptic had to be mistaken. There was no way that that could be true, because if it was, then-
-then who was the culprit?
The human lands had been a suspect in the back of all of their minds for months now, they just hasn't spoken about it. But if their ruler was cursed as well, then who was doing this?
While Paranoid quietly shut down in fear, everyone else had much more explosive reactions.
"What the fuck do you mean?!" Stubborn yelled, marching over and glaring down at Skeptic, his scar scrunching up into an ugly red.
Cheated would've matched Stubborn's fury, were it not for Hunted placing his hands on his shoulders to keep him seated, but Cheated still seethed, clutching Broken's hand tight.
"What are you on about, Skeptic?" Cheated snapped. "There's no way that the same curse is affecting another ruler- a human, no less!"
"What does that mean?" Broken fearfully asked, and that was honestly what Paranoid was fearing the most. What they do now.
"How can we even be certain that this is true?" Opportunist asked, glancing around wildly with desperation in his eyes. "How can we be sure that this is not just a lie that the humans are spreading?"
While everyone was freaking out, that seemed to only make Skeptic more confident and assured in his discovery.
He pressed a finger into the table, and firmly said, "The humans speak of a princess that rules their lands, their sole ruler, who is currently suffering the same fate as our king, and you think it's simply a fabrication?"
"Did you find any other information, brother?" Smitten tugged on Skeptic's sleeve, his smile shaking as he tried to remain calm. "Did you uncover anything else that could help our king?"
But Skeptic sighed, and gave his twin a sad look as he shook his head.
"So where does that leave us now?" Hunted asked the table, trying to get them back on track, but Paranoid's fear was starting to get the better of him.
"It leaves us even more lost than before!" he snapped, clutching the edges of his hood as he pulled it over his head, desperate to run away to some silent, peaceful corner to hide in.
But he didn't have that, and not even Hero's hand in his could calm him this time.
"What if the humans find out about our king Quiet? Do you think they'll sit around a table and discuss it, or do you think they'll have an army marching on our door, blaming us for their beloved princess?"
"But we didn't do anything," Stubborn argued, and Paranoid countered with, "Yes, but they don't know that!"
He felt Hero put a hand on his shoulder and mutter, "Para," but he barely heard it.
His breathing began to pick up, and he started to hear a pounding in his ears- or was he picking up the heartbeats of the others?
"What if this is a sign?" Paranoid hissed, ignoring the way Hero put an arm around his shoulders. "What if there's someone trying to take down all the rulers until there's no one left to stop them? We've never travelled across the sea before! Who knows what kind of power hungry freaks are out there!"
He was beginning to see the outlines of veins and arteries now, and when he tried to blink them away, it only made them glow more brightly.
"What if- what if-" The anxiety was crushing down on him now, and he tried so hard to contain the magic within him. He squeezed his eyes shut, letting everyone else argue and fight amongst themselves. What could Paranoid do about it? He couldn't even leave the castle anymore, what made him think that saving his king was in the cards?
If the humans were getting cursed, then who knows what would come next for them all? What kind of sorcerer wasn't strong enough to protect his loved ones? What could Paranoid even do at this point?
It was over it was over his fault his fault his fault-
"Enough!"
Hero's yell made Paranoid yelp and flinch on the spot, and the frustration in Hero's eyes instantly shifted to concern as they landed on Paranoid, and he leaned over to place a kiss on his cheek as he whispered, "I'm sorry for scaring you, sweetie. You're safe here, don't worry."
Paranoid let a soft whine out, but it did admittedly make him feel better, and he kept squeezing Hero's hand to keep himself grounded.
Hero looked back up at the other's once he was sure Paranoid was no longer spiralling, and Paranoid just focused on the sound of Hero's voice as he said, "Okay, look, this is obviously scary news, but there's no need to be panicking and thinking the worst. Quiet wouldn't do that for us."
There was a look of forlorn shame that went around the table, and Hero sighed as he continued, "We need to think this through and do this right, if we want to have any chance of getting the Long Quiet back to us, right?"
Slowly, life and fight began to shine in everyone's eyes again, Hero's words taking ahold of them and lighting them with a determination that Paranoid had always loved about his partner, at the fact that he could inspire people so easily.
Hero nodded once it seemed like everyone had calmed down, and he turned his attention to Skeptic and said, " So I assume that means that Quiet and this princess are connected in some way, or have something similar about them, right?"
Skeptic nodded. "I believe so. There has to be a reason why they're both cursed this way- it can't just be a coincidence."
"How do we prove that though?" Opportunist asked, tapping a claw on the table. "Surely you're not thinking of going straight over to the human kingdom, are you? They'll attack us on sight."
Skeptic gripped the edge of the table with a heavy sigh. "That, I'm not sure of."
The room fell into silence again, and Paranoid was just glad that he could look at the others normally again- until Contrarian spoke up and jokingly suggested, "What if we looked into his mind?"
Paranoid swallowed a swear and glared at the jester, while Skeptic was beginning to give everyone else an earnest look. "Why don't we look into his mind and see if there's anything about a princess in that noggin?" Contrarian said, his eyes more interested in smudging the dark oak table with ink.
"We've tried that before," Hero said in a low voice, his thumb now brushing over Paranoid's pulse at his wrist. When he said 'we', he actually meant Paranoid, and those were not fun attempts.
"No, we tried breaking the curse with magic," Skeptic quietly said, a glimmer in his eyes that Paranoid only knew spelt trouble. "But the curse was obviously too strong for that."
He spoke as if he understood Paranoid's pain, as if Skeptic was the one to throw all his magic at the Long Quiet, at the chains constricting him, at the suffocating blanket of sharp edges and a painful void. That was what happened when Paranoid tried to save his king- nothing but agony.
"Yeah, what if we just tried to take a peek?" Contrarian said with a giggle, looking up and moving one of his hands into a circular shape, then putting it up against one of his eyes as if it were a telescope. "What if we just ignored the curse and read his thoughts?"
"But Paranoid would get hurt again," Hunted pointed out, but as soon as Hunted said that, he knew exactly what the solution would be.
He looked over at Cold, who was staring into the distance in boredom, but immediately met Paranoid's gaze when he felt it.
"You could numb the pain," he muttered with a sigh, feeling Hero tense up next to him. "You could numb the pain and give me a window to read his mind."
Cold didn't react much to the suggestion other than a shrug. "It's worth a shot."
"Are you okay with doing that though?" Hero asked quietly, bringing him closer to his side, and Paranoid's heart fluttered at the concern and care in his voice, but he still nodded.
It didn't matter how much of a toll it took on his mind, Paranoid would never stop until their king was saved.
-
"I'm surprised you agreed to this."
"Let's just get this over with."
Cold chuckled to the right of him, as they both slowly walked up towards the throne, and Paranoid tried to steel his nerves as much as he could so that he could look at the king without shivering in fear.
Everyone else waited patiently behind them, all except for Hero, who stood next to the throne, never taking his eyes off Paranoid.
"What do you think we'll find?" Cold asked, and Paranoid's response was curt, "A princess, hopefully."
"Or maybe traces of the one responsible for this?" Cold suggested, and Paranoid tugged his cloak tighter, feeling the rock atop his staff crackling louder the closer they got to the king.
"That feels too good to be true," Paranoid muttered bitterly, the edge of Quiet's shadow beginning to swallow them up.
Cold hummed in thought, and then said, "We're the two most powerful sorcerers in the land. I don't think anything is that far out of our reach, not even this pesky curse."
Surprisingly, Paranoid found a small smile tugging at his lips, at how that did make him feel better. Cold may be a lot of things that infuriated Paranoid, but he was always one of the few people to be able to keep his head clear, next to Hero, of course.
They walked up the steps until the chains brushed their cloaks, and they could hear the soft breathing of their poor king. Paranoid couldn't help but dip his head into a tiny bow, Cold following his lead.
"Apologies, my king," Paranoid whispered, "but this will only take a moment." He then nodded for Cold to begin.
Cold took his staff out with a flourish, the snowflake shining in the sun, and then he placed the tip of it against the side of Quiet's temple, Cold's breath hitching slightly- and then after a moment, his fingers twitched, signalling for Paranoid to move next.
Paranoid took a deep breath in, mumbling his chant under his breath, as he brought his own staff to the other side of Quiet's temple and he took a moment to enjoy the peace- before he sent forth his magic.
Immediately, darkness consumed him, and it felt like crawling through a tight tunnel, feeling the hard edges closing in on him. But those edges were numb to the touch, and he knew that this was the window Cold was giving him, that everything beyond the tunnel were things to break his mind.
Paranoid ignored all of that, and focused on connecting his mind to the Long Quiet's, going slow even when he would rather be finished already, because he didn't want to mess this up.
It took an agonisingly long time, but when Paranoid felt a flicker of life- and he grabbed onto it.
He couldn't be sure, but he may have let a groan of pain out, so many feelings and thoughts to sort through before he could decipher anything useful.
He felt fear- cold, prickly fear- and he felt loneliness. His poor king was trapped in his own mind and he was so lonely and scared- and Paranoid would do anything to rid the Long Quiet of that.
But then he felt something else- something similar yet different, and he focused his magic on that feeling, until he saw it as clear as day.
There was the Long Quiet, eyes closed and with a pained expression on his face- and he was holding someone's hand- a princess.
She was much smaller than the king, but where Quiet looked in pain, she looked angry. It looked like while Quiet was simply enduring, she was fighting.
They were connected. There was more to this curse.
But then, just as Paranoid was beginning to realise that- he felt something walk into Quiet's mind.
Paranoid froze, feeling a terror unlike anything he's ever felt as a sorcerer before. He didn't attack with his magic, for fear of harming Quiet or the princess in the mix.
The thing felt like it was everywhere and nowhere, staring at Paranoid from the mental abyss he was in. It slithered around Quiet and the princess almost possessively, and then both of the rulers expressions pinched in pain and suffering.
Paranoid needed to do something, he needed to save them, he needed to do something and stop cowering-
"Oh."
But then a voice rumbled through Paranoid's very core.
"You shouldn't be here, little birdies."
The next thing Paranoid knew, there was an explosion of pain pushing both him and Cold out of Quiet's mind, ripping them away so quickly that Paranoid felt a blood-curdling scream erupt out of him.
The force of the thing shoved them away so fiercely, that all Paranoid could feel was pain as he was launched out of Quiet's mind.
Paranoid saw nothing as he flew back, only barely hearing terrified screams from far away, and then arms caught him, safe and warm.
It was the only comfort he got as he lost consciousness.
The princesses coordinate a needlessly complicated plan to get two pining idiots to realize they're in love.
(M/M, Parahero, minor Specmare/Kindred Spirits. Note that this was written for day 5/"Post-Canon" of @princessappreciationweek! Also note that this is somehow 5k words. Somehow. I'm sorry.)
Friday, ♾️
"Cult of Shifty >:]"
<aurora 2.0> OMG u guys!!! just took a cute photo of me and a cat (⌒ω⌒)
<aurora 2.0> sent an attachment
<FEAR ME MORTALS> YOU LOOK NICE
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> YOu werent kidding when you said cute
<The Kaleidoscope System> Sorry, Damsel. . . it looks like it's not loading on our end!
<xXshadowlurkerXx> awww! you look so cute!!
<Prisoner> It's just her and a little brown tabby cat on her lap. She's petting it.
<Prisoner> Also, she's wearing a golden gown. Very pretty by the way.
<aurora 2.0> awww thx (^▽^)
<aurora 2.0> anyways r we all aware of da gameplan (⌒_⌒;)
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> yeah what abt it
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> What gameplan
<aurora 2.0> u know da GAMEPLAN (lll￢ω￢)
<xXshadowlurkerXx> yeah advy who DOESN'T know abt the game plan already
<🐈🔮🌸> Imagine 🤔 not knowing 🤯 about the game plan 🌹🔪🌈
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Well Im sorry I have the group chat muted
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> You all send WAY TOO MANY texts 😡
<xXshadowlurkerXx> i send only important texts excuse YOU
<🐈🔮🌸> Uh huh 🤨
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> you sent us ship art of two tentacled monsters kissing passionately yesterday
<xXshadowlurkerXx> yes that's VERY IMPORTANT
<xXshadowlurkerXx> also they're KRAKENS not tentacled monsters thank you very much
<Miss Handblades 🔪🔪🔪> I Also Send Very Important Texts Excuse You 2
<xXshadowlurkerXx> stop speaking like that it's weird
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> No I Will Not
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> LMAO
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> look at this nightmare
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> look at what youve done
<aurora 2.0> GIRLS ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა
<xXshadowlurkerXx> yes ma'am what do you want ma'am
<The Kaleidoscope System> We need to discuss the game plan, Nightmare...
<xXshadowlurkerXx> ughhh. fine
<xXshadowlurkerXx> changed the group name to "cmon guys lets go over the gameplan"
<xXshadowlurkerXx> so the goal here is to make that paranoid idiot confess to mr hero knight guy
<kitty cat UwU> Why are we doign this again?
<xXshadowlurkerXx> their pining is annoying
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> were good people
<🐈🔮🌸> I 🧙♀️ want to see 👀 the hero 🕊️suffer 😈
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> Who Knows LOL
<kitty cat UwU> those are trrible reasons comtinue
<xXshadowlurkerXx> SO.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> dams and pris take hero out for lunch
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Why them
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> I could take him out for lunch anyday
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> youre scary
<Prisoner> The Hero doesn't trust more... aggressive people like you.
<Prisoner> Which is stupid, obviously, but that's how he thinks.
<🐈🔮🌸> He 🕊️ also doesn't trust me 😀 for some reason 🤷
<Prisoner> So we're taking him out to lunch.
<aurora 2.0> we wre GONNA do brunchies but the voices have breakfast w eachother every morning (≖､≖╬)
<aurora 2.0> but (°◡°)
<aurora 2.0> me n pris got reservations at a mortal restaurant that haz grilled cheese sandwiches (＾Ｕ＾)
<aurora 2.0> so dats gonna be yummy (￣︶￣)
<xXshadowlurkerXx> MEANWHILE
<xXshadowlurkerXx> me n beast
<xXshadowlurkerXx> are gonna kidnap paranoid
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> because youre good people
<xXshadowlurkerXx> exactly!
<FEAR ME MORTALS> AND THEN THEY WILL TAKE HIM TO MY TOWER
<FEAR ME MORTALS> AND I WILL CHAIN HIM UP
<FEAR ME MORTALS> AND FORCE HIM TO STAY
<xXshadowlurkerXx> like a good birdie :3
<Prisoner> Do I even want to know.
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> no
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> anyways
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> then its my turn
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> because all of the voices like me
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> except cold
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> but cold likes no one
<Miss Handblades 🔪🔪🔪> Counterpoint: He Likes Me Because: I Kill Him
<Miss Handblades 🔪🔪🔪> In Various Gruesome Ways
<Miss Handblades 🔪🔪🔪> Its Very Funny LOL
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> actually yeah thst tracks
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> I could kill him too
<xXshadowlurkerXx> so could i
<xXshadowlurkerXx> but i guess it makes sense for me
<xXshadowlurkerXx> no one likes me
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> i like you
<xXshadowlurkerXx> yeah but you like everyone
<xXshadowlurkerXx> thats the whole point of this step
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> no i said they like me
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> i hate all the voices
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> except for hero
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> but hes not important
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> i love *you*
<xXshadowlurkerXx> WHAT
<The Kaleidoscope System> Girls, the plan?
<🐈🔮🌸> Wow 🙄 way to ruin 💥 the moment 👩❤️💋👩 stranger 😬
<The Kaleidoscope System> Haha 😆. . . but really, the plan?
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> im gonna go over to hero
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> when towers done with her bdsm
<FEAR ME MORTALS> IT IS NOT BDSM
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> i tell hero paranoids locked in a tower
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> towers tower
<Prisoner> Because there are so many other towers he could be imprisoned in.
<aurora 2.0> ye there r! (↼_↼) like the voices castle
<Prisoner> He. Lives there???
<aurora 2.0> so? (>_<)
<🐈🔮🌸> Do you really think 🤔 we 👑 couldnt trap ⛓️💥 him 🦉 in his own house 🏰?
<Prisoner> ...True. Continue.
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> okay
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> then
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> me and witch
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> will distract everyone else
<🐈🔮🌸> I 🐈 will make sure ✅ that shifty and lq 👫 do not 🙅♀️ see 👀 what we 💃 are up to ⛓️💥💋🏰
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> or the voices
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> I can also do that
<Prisoner> Actually, no, you can't.
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Yeah I could
<The Kaleidoscope System> No, you can't 😆 you're going to be busy TESTING Hero, not distracting him
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> WHAT
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> yeah you and nightmare are gonna be guarding the tower
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Wait but what about beast
<kitty cat UwU> I am gonig to be the final obstavle
<The Kaleidoscope System> We want to have three tests - mental, physical, and personality
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> and you get to be the physical challenge
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Oh
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> I can do that
<FEAR ME MORTALS> I
<xXshadowlurkerXx> am gay
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> love hot lesbian sex
<aurora 2.0> want to kill you ~\(≧▽≦)/~
<FEAR ME MORTALS> WILL BE WAITING AT THE BOTTOM
<🐈🔮🌸> Awww 👩❤️👩❌😔
<FEAR ME MORTALS> WITH A TREAT
<FEAR ME MORTALS> FOR BEAST
<kitty cat UwU> yummy
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> that'll be the test of kindness
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> whether hero can withstand the test of yummy treat
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> and more importantly not eating it
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> for paranoids sake
<🐈🔮🌸> This one 🍭🐈😋 was my 🧙♀️ idea💡
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> then nightmare'll be the mental test
<xXshadowlurkerXx> i still can't believe you're in love with me to be honest
<xXshadowlurkerXx> like me??? why me???
<xXshadowlurkerXx> you have so many options to pick from
<xXshadowlurkerXx> why would you pick me
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> ily babe but i think we need to move *that* convo to dms
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> anyways
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> any comments on the plan
<xXshadowlurkerXx> oh
<xXshadowlurkerXx> um
<xXshadowlurkerXx> stranger and razor sit it out right
<The Kaleidoscope System> Yes, hehe 😆 too much excitement for us!
<The Kaleidoscope System> Plus, someone had to keep Razor occupied. . .
<Miss Handblades 🔪🔪🔪> Setting Up Two Gay Lovers For Proposal Is Not As Fun As: Mario Kart 64
<Prisoner> God, I wish that were me.
<aurora 2.0> my sister in shifty u r no fun (>_<)
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Wait hold on when are we doing this
<aurora 2.0> tomorrow <3
<kitty cat UwU> changed the group name to "Gmaeplan Tomorow"
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> WHAT
<Prisoner> Yeah, it's kind of a big deal.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> yeah that's why we were all shocked when you didn't know the game plan
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Can we like
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Postpone it
<🐈🔮🌸> No ❌ because then we'd all 👑 forget 😣 about it 🏰🕊️❤️
<Prisoner> You're good because you're always ready to fight. It should be easy for you
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> But I fight to win
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> well just dont do that
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> What the fuck are you giggling for
<xXshadowlurkerXx> but seriously advy you will have to hold back for him
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Fineeee. ugh
<aurora 2.0> ok girls! o(*^▽^*)┛remember: da gameplan begins at tmr @ eleven!!!
<xXshadowlurkerXx> awesome
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> cool
<Prisoner> Got it.
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Oh good lord
<The Kaleidoscope System> I can't wait! 😝
--
Saturday, ♾️
"Gmaeplan Tomorow"
<aurora 2.0> its go time girls! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
<aurora 2.0> changed the group name to "girls its game plan time!!!"
<aurora 2.0> heres me n hero n pris at the diner rn ｡◕‿◕｡
<aurora 2.0> sent an attachment
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Oh god oh fuck oh shit
<xXshadowlurkerXx> got it o7
<Prisoner> Stranger, are you still having troubles with image loading?
<Prisoner> It's Damsel taking a selfie of her, me, and Hero over some grilled cheeses and a soup bowl.
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> also *really important* hero looks like he just rolled out of bed
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> do you think you could maybe stop by a hairdresser or something
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> he cant save paranoid looking like *that*
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> No its fine
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Hell look even worse when Im through with him
<aurora 2.0> ADVY. no killing ヽ( `д´*)ノ
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Fineeee
<xXshadowlurkerXx> wait shit
<xXshadowlurkerXx> @ FEAR ME MORTALS wheres the fucking chloroform
<xXshadowlurkerXx> THAT IS NOT BETTER
<xXshadowlurkerXx> I THOUGHT WE HAD CHLOROFORM
<The Kaleidoscope System> I'm sure you'll manage well without chloroform. . . Tower is very capable! 😊
<xXshadowlurkerXx> i would feel more secure with the chloroform i thought we had
<xXshadowlurkerXx> but fine.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> let's just change shit up on the day of.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> who the fuck cares.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> definitely not me.
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Wait we have chloroform.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> apparently not!
<Prisoner> Guys, I am trying to get through this luncheon without being suspicious.
<Prisoner> You guys texting about missing chloroform is not helping.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> well i'm SORRY we're ruining your perfect luncheon
<xXshadowlurkerXx> me n tower have OTHER THINGS to worry about
<The Kaleidoscope System> Maybe move it to DMs? 😉
<FEAR ME MORTALS> WHERE ARE YOU NIGHTMARE
<FEAR ME MORTALS> THE ROPE IS READY
<xXshadowlurkerXx> no YOU get the fuck over here i need help sedating him
<xXshadowlurkerXx> because i don't have fucking chloroform
<xXshadowlurkerXx> and he's trying to KILL ME rn
<xXshadowlurkerXx> sent their location to <FEAR ME MORTALS>
<xXshadowlurkerXx> oh now he's moved onto biting me. btw. if you even care
<xXshadowlurkerXx> so make it quick
<xXshadowlurkerXx> TOWER
<FEAR ME MORTALS> OMW
--
Saturday, ♾️
"girls its game plan time!!!"
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> are you guys finished kidnapping paranoid
<xXshadowlurkerXx> give us 1 more minute
<Prisoner> Yeah, Damsel's pretty good at small talk, but I'm getting tired of being politely social.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> well you can blame tower for not getting us chloroform
<xXshadowlurkerXx> even though that would be so much more useful
<xXshadowlurkerXx> than her magical mystical mind control voice
<FEAR ME MORTALS> MY VOICE WORKS PERFECTLY WELL
<xXshadowlurkerXx> it does not
<xXshadowlurkerXx> you just don't notice because you're not the one he's trying to bite
<xXshadowlurkerXx> which he is still doing. btw.
<Prisoner> Okay, well, just... tell us when you're ready, yeah?
<xXshadowlurkerXx> we're almost finished tying up the restraints
<xXshadowlurkerXx> but he keeps trying to wriggle out
<FEAR ME MORTALS> IT IS BECAUSE YOU KEEP TYING THE KNOTS WRONG
<xXshadowlurkerXx> STOP TEXTING AND KEEP HIM STILL
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> good lord
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> with this incompetence you couldve gotten him a new hairdo and still been early for the kidnapping
<The Kaleidoscope System> You are. . . really hung up about that hairdo, huh?
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> well we put all this effort into the plan
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> would be silly if it was messed up over a bad hair day
<The Kaleidoscope System> True, true. . .
<Prisoner> How's the Mario Kart going, by the way?
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> No One Can Resist My Impeccable Charms
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> Or My Offensive Banana Peels
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> I Am Winning (And Quite Well Too)
<The Kaleidoscope System> It's hard to use the controller when you have way too many alters who want to play all at once. . . 😅
<The Kaleidoscope System> But I've worked it out between us, all of us have had our go at some point!
<The Kaleidoscope System> It's kind of stressful, but also kind of fun!
<Prisoner> Well, I bet it's more fun than this.
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> It Is LOL
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> I Just Beat Her Again
<The Kaleidoscope System> She did 😆
<xXshadowlurkerXx> fucking FINALLY
<xXshadowlurkerXx> alright spectre
<xXshadowlurkerXx> your turn
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> ok witch you ready
<🐈🔮🌸> Are they 🎭⚡🦁 done ✅ with their bondage 🔗 already 😯? I thought 🤨 it would take them 🎭⚡🦁 longer ⏳...
<🐈🔮🌸> But yes ✅ I am ready 🤭
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> okay good
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> damsel could you give me your location in private?
<aurora 2.0> sure thing! (≧▽≦)
--
Saturday, ♾️
"girls its game plan time!!!"
<FEAR ME MORTALS> HE HAS REACHED THE TOWER
<FEAR ME MORTALS> sent an attachment
<xXshadowlurkerXx> alr i'm ready as i'll ever be
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Bring it on
<kitty cat UwU> i'm gonna take a nap
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> and youve made sure hes tightly tied
<xXshadowlurkerXx> trust me
<xXshadowlurkerXx> if there was any way he was getting out of those restraints
<xXshadowlurkerXx> he would've done it already
<xXshadowlurkerXx> and then promptly bitten me
<The Kaleidoscope System> You girls have fun. . . I think, after this round, we'll go upstairs and bake some cookies! 😋
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> And I Will Play This New Game
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> Called "Under Tale"
<Prisoner> You're going for Genocide Route, aren't you.
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> No Of Course Not Why Would I
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> shes definitely going for genocide route
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> all i can say is good luck
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> I Wont Need It LMAO
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> Im Just That Good
<The Kaleidoscope System> She really is 😆
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> actually hold on
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> changed the group name to "IT'S! GAME! PLAN! TIIIIIME!!!"
<xXshadowlurkerXx> god. okay.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> wish me luck
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> remember dont kill him
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Yeah nightmare. Dont kill him
<The Kaleidoscope System> Make sure to keep him alive! 😊
<xXshadowlurkerXx> alr that's it i'm muting y'all
<xXshadowlurkerXx> need to focus on the torture
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Told yall you were annoying
<Prisoner> Well, because Razor doesn't need it, evidently...
<Prisoner> Good luck.
<Prisoner> To you and him both.
--
Saturday, ♾️
Group Chat: <The Kaleidoscope System>, <the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain>
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> hey
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> um
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> soft stranger
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> or well i guess any stranger
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> but soft you seem to be fronting rn based on texting patterns
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> stranger?
<The Kaleidoscope System> Sorry, was cracking an egg! Needed to get Morose to swap in because I'm not good at it. . .
<The Kaleidoscope System> But what do you need, Spectre?
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> so
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> you know how me n witch are running distraction duty
<The Kaleidoscope System> Yes. . .
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> well
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> um
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> so this is embarrassing
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> but
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> we sort of didnt
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> figure out
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> where to
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> yknow
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> direct them to
<The Kaleidoscope System> Oh no! What's your solution?
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> um
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> well
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> i sort of
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> well skeptic came up to me and asked me where paranoid was
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> and i told him
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> to go to your house
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> because youre playing your games and whatever and youre not involved in the slightest!
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> so
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> um
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> is that ok
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> with you
<The Kaleidoscope System> The more the merrier! 😊
<The Kaleidoscope System> Though this does mean I'll need to get Razor to play some multiplayer game. . .
<The Kaleidoscope System> Assuming our avian friends want to play games in the first place that is!
<The Kaleidoscope System> Don't worry, Spectre, we'll make this work 💪
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> wait really
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> um
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> ok
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> i guess just be prepared
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> for more intermittent voices
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> coming to you
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> and maybe asking where paranoid is
<The Kaleidoscope System> Don't worry about us, Spectre - I'm sure I can handle it 😉
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> ok
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> good
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> um
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> good luck with the cookies?
<The Kaleidoscope System> Aw, thanks 🤗
<The Kaleidoscope System> We're just about to mix all the ingredients together, so that shouldn't be too much of an issue.
<The Kaleidoscope System> I'm sure Razor will appreciate the new players joining the game, though!
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> she better
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> coz i dont know where else to send them
--
Saturday, ♾️
"IT'S! GAME! PLAN! TIIIIIME!!!"
<xXshadowlurkerXx> okay he's holding up surprisingly well
<aurora 2.0> that's good! ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ
<The Kaleidoscope System> The cookies are coming along well too! Just need to pop them in the oven. . .
<Prisoner> How's the Undertale going, Razor? Gotten to Papyrus yet?
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> Actually
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> Me And These Voices (Skeptic & Contrarian) Are Playing: Mine Craft
<🐈🔮🌸> Ooh 🤩 can I 🐈 join 🐱🎮⛰️?
<The Kaleidoscope System> Aren't you running distraction duty? 😆
<🐈🔮🌸> Aww... 😔
<xXshadowlurkerXx> god hero is so fun to torture
<xXshadowlurkerXx> he's like a wet paper bag
<xXshadowlurkerXx> just crumpling under the pressure
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> nightmare no torturing or traumatization remember
<xXshadowlurkerXx> you are no fun
<xXshadowlurkerXx> but fine
<xXshadowlurkerXx> would pulling out the fiery apparitions of his fears and regrets be too much
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Yeah I think so leave some torture for me n Beast
<xXshadowlurkerXx> fineee. i'll just do some bugs and rats
<xXshadowlurkerXx> also the treat is still safe. btw
<kitty cat UwU> good
<kitty cat UwU> if i dont grt my treat im gonna kill smoeone
<kitty cat UwU> make them my treat
<kitty cat UwU> rip their fave off
<kitty cat UwU> tear out their tongue
<kitty cat UwU> gnaw on their bones
<kitty cat UwU> if i dont get my treat
<xXshadowlurkerXx> do it anyway
<aurora 2.0> nightmare u r a bad influence.... {{ (>o<) }}
<xXshadowlurkerXx> teehee
<xXshadowlurkerXx> thanks
<xXshadowlurkerXx> anyway im just about done
<xXshadowlurkerXx> advy are you ready
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> No
<xXshadowlurkerXx> tough luck
<xXshadowlurkerXx> fair warning though
<xXshadowlurkerXx> he is kind of shaken from my stuff
<xXshadowlurkerXx> well
<xXshadowlurkerXx> shaken is a bit of an understatement
<xXshadowlurkerXx> just don't kill him ok?
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Ill try not to
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> But no promises
<Prisoner> That's the best we can hope for.
<kitty cat UwU> ill be waiting for my teat
<kitty cat UwU> *trewt
<kitty cat UwU> *treat
<kitty cat UwU> its those little yogurt things yeah
<aurora 2.0> only the best yogurts for u beastie <333
<kitty cat UwU> good
<kitty cat UwU> please be quick tho
<kitty cat UwU> sitting up here w paranoid is boring
<kitty cat UwU> and i want my trwat
<kitty cat UwU> *treat
--
Saturday, ♾️
"IT'S! GAME! PLAN! TIIIIIME!!!"
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> GUYS
<xXshadowlurkerXx> what
<Prisoner> What?
<aurora 2.0> wht is it advy? (・・ )
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> HE ATE THE FUCKIGN TREAT
<Prisoner> WHAT
<xXshadowlurkerXx> WHAT
<The Kaleidoscope System> Oh no!!!
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> HE DID WHAT.
<FEAR ME MORTALS> WHAT HAPPENED
<🐈🔮🌸> You 👹 can't be serious 🧐🍭😧!!!
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> I AM
<Prisoner> Fuck
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> DAMSEL
<kitty cat UwU> dors this mean i get to eat parnoid
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> DAMSEL WHATS THE FUCKING BACKUP PLAN
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> WE DONT
<xXshadowlurkerXx> WE DONT HAVE ONE
<🐈🔮🌸> We 👑 did not ❌ think 🤔 hero 🕊️ would eat 👅 the treat 🍭!
<xXshadowlurkerXx> BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ATE THE FUCKING TREAT
<kitty cat UwU> guys
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> I DONT KNOW
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> I LET HIM TAKE A BREATHER
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> BECAUSE YOU SAID TO GO EASY ON HIM
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> AND THEN HE FUCKING ATE IT
<kitty cat UwU> Guys
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> no hesitation???
<🐈🔮🌸> Fuck 😧
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> Spectre he thought it would help him regain health
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> well it cant!!!
<xXshadowlurkerXx> @ FEAR ME MORTALS DIDNT YOU TELL HIM NOT TO EAT IT
<Prisoner> Fuck what do we do now
<FEAR ME MORTALS> I SAID NOT TO USE IT UNTIL THE TIME WAS RIGHT
<Prisoner> He ate the fucking treat
<xXshadowlurkerXx> THAT COUNTED AS THE RIGHT TIME????
<xXshadowlurkerXx> what a wimp
<kitty cat UwU> GUYS
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> what
<kitty cat UwU> CAN I EAT PARANOID
<aurora 2.0> um no???
<xXshadowlurkerXx> you know what
<xXshadowlurkerXx> why the hell not
<xXshadowlurkerXx> fuck
<xXshadowlurkerXx> the whole plan hinged on him eing pure enough not to eat it
<xXshadowlurkerXx> why the fuck did he eat it
<🐈🔮🌸> Plus ☝️ it was cat 🐈 food 🥘. Why 🤨 did he 🕊️ eat cat food 🐈🥘⁉️?
<🐈🔮🌸> Ew 🤢
<xXshadowlurkerXx> fuck
<xXshadowlurkerXx> i dont know what to do
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> This was very poor planning
<Prisoner> yep.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> it sure fucking was huh
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> first me not knowing where to direct the voices
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> now this
<aurora 2.0> wait spectre you didnt know where to direct da voices?? (⊙_⊙)
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> no?
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> and stranger didnt know either
<aurora 2.0> you were supposed to direct them to witchs wilderness.....
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> so this isnt just a me problem
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> you never said that
<aurora 2.0> yes i did
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> well i didnt see it
<xXshadowlurkerXx> tbh neither did i
<xXshadowlurkerXx> but that doesn't matter
<xXshadowlurkerXx> because i quit
<Prisoner> Yiu cant just quit
<xXshadowlurkerXx> yes i can
<xXshadowlurkerXx> im quitting right now
<xXshadowlurkerXx> and going over to strangers hosue
<xXshadowlurkerXx> to play fuxking minecraft
<The Kaleidoscope System> Okay! ☺️ We just finished the cookies. . . They're oatmeal raisin, though. . .
<xXshadowlurkerXx> wait.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> oatmeal raisin.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> not chocolate?
<The Kaleidoscope System> Not chocolate, no. . . we don't make chocolate anymore, because Beast can't eat it. . . 😞
<xXshadowlurkerXx> but they're done
<xXshadowlurkerXx> yes?
<The Kaleidoscope System> Yes. . .
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> holy shit we might be able to clutch this
<xXshadowlurkerXx> and beast can eat them
<xXshadowlurkerXx> yes?
<The Kaleidoscope System> Oh!!!
<The Kaleidoscope System> I can bring them over! I just need some time. . . our home is far away from Tower's tower.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> that's fine
<xXshadowlurkerXx> advy
<xXshadowlurkerXx> buy them time
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> I can do that
<xXshadowlurkerXx> make there be like rounds and then breathers in between so you don't accidentally kill him
<xXshadowlurkerXx> and then when stranger gets here
<xXshadowlurkerXx> she can give him the replacement treat
<xXshadowlurkerXx> but we need to make it feel deserved
<xXshadowlurkerXx> not like we just fucking made it up
<Prisoner> Maybe a test of intellect? We don't have one of those yet.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> great idea
<xXshadowlurkerXx> stranger you better come up with a banger riddle
<The Kaleidoscope System> Will do o7
<xXshadowlurkerXx> guys
<xXshadowlurkerXx> i can't believe it
<xXshadowlurkerXx> we might actually pull this off
<kitty cat UwU> Can i still eat paranoid
<aurora 2.0> hold off on that for now, ok? (◠‿・)—☆
<kitty cat UwU> aw fine
<kitty cat UwU> for now
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Saturday, ♾
"IT'S! GAME! PLAN! TIIIIIME!!!"
<xXshadowlurkerXx> that was a terrible riddle stranger and you know it
<The Kaleidoscope System> We were sort of pressed for time. . . we didn't want to keep Adversary fighting!
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> I couldve kept fighting
<The Kaleidoscope System> Or Hero, for that matter 😅
<Prisoner> But it did work.
<Prisoner> Thank you, Stranger.
<aurora 2.0> ye tysm ⊂((・▽・))⊃
<xXshadowlurkerXx> thanks for saving our asses here
<The Kaleidoscope System> Aww, thank you! 🥰
<The Kaleidoscope System> I think you're all going to have to settle for some leftover potato chips instead of proper cookies though once we're done. . .
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> eh we can always pop down to the mortal realm
<The Kaleidoscope System> True, true! @ 🐈🔮🌸, want to go pick out some mortal restaurants for us to eat at in the mortal realm once this is all done?
<Prisoner> Preferably not the one we ate at with Hero, please.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> could it please also have ice cream
<xXshadowlurkerXx> i want some ice cream
<🐈🔮🌸> On it! 🫡
<FEAR ME MORTALS> GIRLS
<FEAR ME MORTALS> HE IS ABOUT TO MEET BEAST
<FEAR ME MORTALS> AND BY EXTENSION PARANOID
<xXshadowlurkerXx> the moment we've all been waiting for
<Prisoner> good luck beast!
<kitty cat UwU> i can smel his treat from here......
<The Kaleidoscope System> TreatS! I gave him three to make up for the inconvenience.
<aurora 2.0> aww ur so sweet!! ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
<aurora 2.0> but here he comes! ＼(◎o◎)／
<aurora 2.0> places, girls! ✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧
<xXshadowlurkerXx> changed the group name to "we finally fucking did it gang"
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Sunday, ♾️
"we finally fucking did it gang"
<aurora 2.0> mission success!!! ╰(＾3＾)╯
<Prisoner> Thank God it's over.
<Miss Handblades🔪🔪🔪> Yay Yippee Hooray
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> somehow despite it all we did it
<xXshadowlurkerXx> that icecream was yummy btw witch how did you know that spot
<🐈🔮🌸> I 🐈 have my ways 😁
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> probably woogle maps
<aurora 2.0> oh btw here's the pics! (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
<aurora 2.0> sent five attachments
<Prisoner> Still not fixed, Stranger?
<The Kaleidoscope System> Oh, no, I can see them now!
<The Kaleidoscope System> They're so very cute together. . .
<xXshadowlurkerXx> yeah
<xXshadowlurkerXx> almost makes it worth it
<aurora 2.0> silly nightmare! all of it was worth it! for the luv (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
<xXshadowlurkerXx> speak for yourself
<FEAR ME MORTALS> THEY LOOK SO CUTE WHEN THEY KISS
<FEAR ME MORTALS> THEY SHOULD DO IT MORE
<👹👹BattleButch👹👹> But seriously if we ever do something like that again we need better backup plans
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> yeah that nearly went to hell
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> over one eaten treat
<aurora 2.0> well tbf we had backups for if advy or nightmare killed hero (*﹏*;)
<aurora 2.0> buuuut we didnt account for hero to act like that ಠ﹏ಠ
<The Kaleidoscope System> How serendipitous, for me to be baking just as Hero ate the treat!
<xXshadowlurkerXx> well thank god we never have to do that again
<Prisoner> Agreed.
<FEAR ME MORTALS> YES THAT WAS STRESSFUL
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> yeah i dont know about you guys but thats enough proposal planning for a lifetime
<aurora 2.0> um.
<aurora 2.0> so.
<aurora 2.0> about that.
<xXshadowlurkerXx> what.
<the ps5 speaking to u inside ur brain> oh fuck
<The Kaleidoscope System> What is it now?
<Prisoner> Damsel you dropped the kaomojis. What's up.
<aurora 2.0> contrarian just texted me.
<aurora 2.0> he wants us to help him propose to hero too.
