#paramonster

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When you have to keep resubmitting the same repair request for your ambulance

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For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

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Hear you me, while having my morning coffee I saw a spider 1/3 the size of my hand go running across the floor. While I do live south of hell of North of Mexico, This was no tarantula nay nay. Since I'm sure there would be nobody living in this state if there were spiders that big that were poisonous here I continued drinking my coffee.

I shall name him Mr legs, and though he did not partake I like to think we had coffee together.

I haven't seen him since but I'm pretty sure he went off to fight Godzilla

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Paramedic Chronicles - Self-help

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