#parasiticbabble

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PUH-LEEZ tell me there's some other Rachel Rose Mitchell fans out there

I DESPERATELY NEED SOMEONE TO RAMBLE TO ABOUT THEIR SONGS RAHHHH

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Noise's Lap Themes don't often feel very right either

First off, Lap 3: Like- Lap 3 Deluxe is a fine ass mod, don't get me wrong. There are a few things that are painfully standard about it but I think a big selling point of it for me was the mod's OST being almost entirely composed by Vozaxhi, who, if you don't know, was the original composer of what is possibly the most iconic fan made Pizza Tower song of all time, and the universal Peppino lap 3 theme, Pillar John's Revenge. And it is an AMAZING song! It feels like it perfectly captures the intensity intended to come with a lap where Pizzaface is always on your tail, while also matching Peppino in terms of its rock theming and high intensity vibe! And, to coincide with The Noise now being a playable character, Vozaxhi made a whole new song intended to be Noise's lap 3 theme, Domino Effect! (Name crafted by Dexiedoo_octo!) https://youtu.be/n0HyEJlnqaI?feature=shared And like don't get me wrong- this song is AMAZING too! But the problem I find myself having with it is- it doesn't feel like it matches The Noise. But the thing is, it did at one point! You see, a while before The Noise became a playable character for the final build, there have been a few iterations and previous builds of Pizza Tower that included him as a playable. And as such, he was given his very own Pizza Time and Lap 2 themes! These themes being "Distasteful Anchovi" and "Pesto Anchovi" respectfully. https://youtu.be/RvIEFGPUum8?feature=shared And like- this song is okay too! But it's far from the best- I mean it's literally just a remix of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata (3rd Movement), it's not very original, and in fact, it did not match up with the new idea of Noise Tour De Pizza was setting up. Along with The Noise's new moveset for the final build, ClascyJitto/JCPORTALS had composed an entirely new set of tracks for Noise's campaign, which most iconically included a re-edit of Distasteful Anchovi (which is a BANGER pls listen to it) and a whole new Lap 2 theme! World Wide Noise! Why am I bringing this up, you may ask? Well... Vozaxhi's Domino Effect is still a very good song but the thing is- it was first developed a while BEFORE The Noise update, and thus, the only form of Noise tracks Vozaxhi had to draw inspiration from were his long outdated ones. If you listen closely, you'll find many similarities! And, while Domino Effect still does a great job as a Lap 3 song, it's not entirely befitting for modern Noise. Whereas following Pesto Anchovi and old Distasteful Anchovi, Domino Effect has more of a Jazz + Rock type instrument roster with a bit of a circus-y aesthetic. But when compared to the modern songs, The Noise is paired with many more Rap + Rock elements. So when you put all three together, it tends to sound... off. Which is why personally, I find myself leaning towards Special Guest Showdown! (Version 3 specifically-) https://youtu.be/fwUIPNi8jD4?feature=shared Special Guest Showdown was composed by SeagullGuy (AKA SeagullBruh) and, while its older iterations (Version 1 and 2) did fall into the trap of having a more circus-like aesthetic, Version 3 does good of having that electro-rap genre, allowing it to fit in more with the other official tracks! Honestly, I do think both are good and do a fine job for what they aim for, this is just a personal take based on preference- UHGVGHJH May cover Lap 4 later because that's a whole can of worms right there-

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Wuss good shawty,

do it jiggle?

Best regards,

Shadowyducklove

Dear Shadowducklove,

Connection Terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.

But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.

This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.

For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.

I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.

It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us.

End communication.

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I AM NOW TAKING COMMISSIONS!!! I don't post very often- but feel free to DM me for info and examples!!

(Reposted cuz friends said to change the price jhgvgh)

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If you put ads in the middle of playlist videos designed to help people sleep, I hope you die bruh

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Have you ever just been writing/world building for an AU of a child oriented property you really like, and it's meant to be a bit more serious and edgy And as you're developing it you get hit with the thought of feeling like the biggest loser ever? Yeah

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Can we fucking stop giving names to people who like incest + age gap ships??? "Proshipper" "Darkshipper" "Comshipper They all mean the SAME FUCKING THING AND WHAT IT MEANS IS THEY'RE WEIRDOS, SO JUST TREAT EM AS SUCH DAMN 😭

[phantomparasite]

AI companies should be forced to pay royalties to every person who’s work they use to train their AIs