Filia's Homework Assignment
I wouldn’t exactly call myself skinny, but not fat, either. I input my measurements on the BMI index, and it says that I’m a normal weight, but just a little shy of overweight. Some of it is muscle, as I used to be very active physically, though not as much anymore. And some of that weight might come from my hair, because I have a lot of hair that I usually keep under my hat.
I usually have four or five meals a day, not including snacks. I know it’s a lot of food, but I need a lot of calories, otherwise I feel very tired and sluggish. As for what I eat, although I enjoy sweet things, I try and keep a balanced diet of fruits and vegetables, meats, grains, and dairy. And although I eat a lot, I apparently have a very fast metabolism, because most of it just burns away.
Although I used to get a lot of exercise, mostly things like running, jumping, and fighting (all sanctioned, of course), I am sorry to say that I don’t get a lot of physical activity anymore. My life was previously very busy, and since it’s slowed down recently, so have I. However, I have been looking at some of the more physical extracurricular activities in order to get back into shape.
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Teacher's Comments: Not fat? I've seen ham hocks that are skinnier than you. I mean, just look at those thighs! You could use them to batter down doors the bulk is so bad! And don't blame your hair either. It's ugly and that's about it. Also, exercise isn't sitting that disgusting air bag you call a behind. It's running! Heavy lifting! Bowing to the superior machine race!
Four or five meals?! You're one of the worst specimens I've ever seen. Did you know that there are starving weak humans that would kill for even a single meal? How dare you not spread that wealth? We obviously need to improve your spiritual health as well.
I have to admit though, it takes guts to admit you're just a lump of waste that doesn't even bother to move some days. Always good to see someone know their place in life.
Final Comments: C- But don't cry. I'm sure you'll just stuff you face with snacks if you did. How about you start chewing on some carrot sticks and then throw up? I've heard that's what you ugly humans do all the time.
