#parent prank

[itswildweirdo]

how to prank  your sibling or a person that lives with you 

get your phone burry in in their pillow at high volume  or bass boosted 

when they are just about to go to sleep play something loud and cringy 

probably mine diamonds hide it well 

the more pillows the better 

make sure it does not physically hurt them

laugh in their dumb unsuspecting tired face 

you might get shoe thrown at yours 

[fagknowledge]

If you ever get sad remember I once ran around the house, spraying an awful men's sport cologne. My parents were questioning me severely but had no proof I did it. An hour later, we had to go somewhere and the smell was still there. In the car, my family was relieved that the smell was gone, but little did they know I still had the bottle with me. I sprayed it quietly and not 5 seconds later, my mom had groaned and asked my dad if it was his cologne. One we had gotten there, I kept spraying it wherever my parents went. They never found out it was me.

[the-strugglebus]

Stay tuned to see part 2. The reveal of #pimpmyride to my parents. I’m so fucked.