Sep 2, 2016
"Listen if this hair dye is for grey coverage, the writing shouldn't be so tiny" -my mom
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"Listen if this hair dye is for grey coverage, the writing shouldn't be so tiny" -my mom
Excuse me young lady, you need to explain, RIGHT NOW, why this SKY is BLUE?" "Because water particles in the air reflect blue light, mom." "OH YEAH SURE THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES"
basically my mom with everything
Me: Umm.. I'm staying up late Dad: K, not til 3AM tho Me: Nah don't worry *whispers* ...2:59... Dad: Ugh fine
There is a time and a place for everything.
Said every parent ever...or just my dad?
It's not Christmas without alcohol and a fight.
My dad
They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.
Philip Larkin (This Be the Verse full poem)