Jun 8
That fresh baby smell… or is it stew?
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That fresh baby smell… or is it stew?
When you’re 50% your mom & 50% your dad:
BFF: “Are you more like your mom or your dad?”
Me: *thinks intently for several minutes* “Well, I drink my mother’s liquor, but my father’s mixers...”
BFF: “What? No. That’s not what I...” *shakes head* “Never mind. You were clearly adopted.”
On How to Win a Fight in a Marriage
Dad: *pouts about not getting his way* I’m not talking to you anymore. *huffs and walks away*
Mom: *sticks tongue out* Big dumb doo doo head.
My parents are actual 5-year-olds, you guys...
me: "FEMA director says Harvey is going to be the worst natural disaster in the history of Texas," according to the NY Times mom: worse than Rick Perry? mom: *scoffs* HA, I don't think so
Fatherhood in one panel. Courtesy of @fowllanguagecomics.
Water, please
Me: Mom, can you give me the water?
Mom: What's the magic word?
Me: Water
Mom: I think the word is "please"
Me: And I think I'll be thirsty forever
anyone want to take my mom?
ill pay in chicken nuggets