May 16
Me: "GB, in ten minutes we'll get started on lunch."
GB: "I don't wanna do it in ten minutes."
Me: "Oh. Do you wanna do it in eleven minutes?"
GB: "...Yeah."
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Me: "GB, in ten minutes we'll get started on lunch."
GB: "I don't wanna do it in ten minutes."
Me: "Oh. Do you wanna do it in eleven minutes?"
GB: "...Yeah."
Me: Why am I allowing you to watch this video?
Small son: Because it’s not real. No one gets hurt.
Me: And why is it important?
Small son: Because it tells a story about real things, about people dying.
Now that's a win for everyone
Winning! One way to teach them a lesson
Outsmarting baby
You gotta love parents
The 3-year-old just told me a loooooong story about Special Agent Oso "joking" Squidward until Squidward decided to leave the ocean and live in a castle with Mike the Knight.
He has composed his first fanfic crossover. I'm so proud.