#paris alexander

[blended-ice]

Achilles -> Paris Alexander -> Diomedes

Paris stop doing that

[arkimessa]

✨My version of the “Abduction of Helen”, which is my contribution to @singomusezine, last volume coming out in July, as you know, full of great fellow artists drawing Greek Mythology awesomeness.

I chose this episode from The Iliad, Book III as the theme of the zine this year is about The Trojan War and all related.

🍏🦢 Paris and Helen of Sparta/Troy.

I was going to write about the meaning of the illustration and what I’ve expressed here, based on that episode, but I prefer to leave it to your understanding and imagination. And I’m sure you can also spot the little symbols I’ve included. I hope you like it ❤️

[duckinpink]

@co0l7ne3rdy 's Paris, because I like their slut of a prince

[archemachus]

“Here again, Princess? I didn't know that the gifts Aphrodite gave me would also work on goddesses.”

My first attempt at drawing Paris in the Hades 2 art style... I failed spectacularly, but at least I had fun doing it

Since Achilles and Odysseus are also in Hades, I just thought it would be hilarious if Paris were there too... in the fields of mourning... Mourning the things he did

[eminainvicta]

RIP Paris of Troy, you would have loved golden apples in minecraft

[sushxisss]

Be mine Paris, for ever and ever 🍎.

[boneambrose]

trojan war tumblr simulator yay

🤴 mycenaes-great-king1 reblogged mycenaes-great-king1

👤 acha3an-confessions-blog

anonymous asked: 🕶 you know what would be reaaal nice? if we were able to KEEP our war spoils. not my fault you sit on your ass all day!

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🤴 mycanaes-great-king1

achilles we know its you

🤴 mycanaes-great-king1

LMFAO I GOT SOFT BLOCKED

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⚡ lightningmcking reblogged greyeyed-athena

⚡ lightningmcking

Okay folks! according to @ thetysoftheocean we should start participating in the war now, so what are your thoughts? I'm on Team Troy!

🦚 diadem-crowned

I thought we were supposed to be together on a lot of stuff? I feel betrayed. I'm with the Achaeans.

I genuinely feel so hurt because they have a GREATER CAUSE to fight for than some silly damsel!

🦉 greyeyed-athena

i agree with her. I'm with them. Not only are two of my best soldiers there but they, like Hera said, have a better cause.

⚡ lightningmcking

how ya'll want me to react

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⛵ ithacasking reblogged oftheninedogs

🐟 achaeanaristooo

okay you know what screw you screw ALL OF YOU im not fighting im so done this war doesnt benefit ANYONE. who is this benefiting? the KINGS. THEYRE BEIN G BENEFITTED NOT US. i could have had a nice happy life in skyros with deidamia had that SNAKE and his cannibal born FRIEND NOT COME ALONG.

🐶 ofthenine9dogs

achilles theyre dying..

🐟 achaeanaristooo

I DONT FUCKING CARE

🐟 achaeanaristooo

actually im so sorry for crashing out ml :( <333

🐶 ofthenine9dogs

damn, that switch up.

⛵ ithacasking

omlll take this to dms no wonder our soldiers crash out you remind them of their wives 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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👨‍🦰 meneleee22 reblogged

🧑 alexander-paris

i miss the grassy fields, my step father's hounds and cattle. how i wish to be alexander again!

👨‍🦰 meneleee22

well maybe if you gave me my WIFE BACK

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🐎 antilochust-o0o reblogged nestor-of-pylos300

🟩 nestor-of-pylos300

antilochust-o0o asked: 🐎 phallus phallus phallus 🖕🖕🖕

Over a hundred years I have lived, yet I never expected such vulgar words from my son! 🤬 Foolish. 😡

And can someone please explain to me what is so funny about phallus? I have yet to know ☺

🐟 achaeanaristooo

wait till he hears of what he says to us...

🟩 nestor-of-pylos300

Why? What does he say to you?

🐎 antilochust-o0o

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🦉 greyeyed-athena reblogged ithacasking

👤 confessionsfromtros Follow

anonymous asked: 🕶 i have the full uncensored pictures of odysseus' thighs and body if anyone wants some ! (u‿ฺu✿ฺ)

do you want these images publicly posted?

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 9

⛵ ithacasking

WHO VOTED YES??

#i cant believe this is who we're fighting #*odysseus

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🐴 hekitoftroy reblogged cassiotroy

🐴 hektioftroy

My lovely brother @ littletroy and his brother Paris.

🕯 cassiotroy

aren't they both your brothers? why doesnt paris get the brother title?

🐴 hektioftroy

i dont like him.

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🏹 sunswanchariot reblogged

🐟 achaeanaristooo

i may be angry but never in my LIFE will i be slain by that TWINK paris. he couldnt even face menelaus so he cant face me.

🏹 sunswanchariot

you know what would be so funny

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🦚 diadem-crowned reblogged deerleadchariot

🦌 deerleadchariot

boutta go fight ill post the video after 🔥🔥

🦌 deerleadchariot

I just got my ass beat bruh I aint posting that shit

#AHAHAHAHAH #go run to your daddy bitch

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🐗 masterothewarcries reblogged kingpriamoftroy

👤 confessionsfromtros Follow

anonymous asked: 🕶 aeneas has a fat ass

.

🐗 masterothewarcries

i can confirm

🐶 oftheninedogs

same

🔺 kingpriamoftroy50

Huh?? @ sonofthedoves please explain?

🐗 masterothewarcries

LMAOOOO

#hes going to come back with a new account for sure #if he does priam owes me 390 horses

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👸 thereal-hel-en-onearth reblogged cassiotroy

🐺 laoocoön  Follow

Should we be concerned about the big wooden horse? Just because it's a 'gift to Athena' doesn't mean it's innocent.

🐴 verynormalwoodenhorse Follow

neigh

🕯 cassiotroy

WHY DOES IT HAVE A TUMBLR???

#should i be scared

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👤 trojanfighterno3043 reblogged trojanfighterno3228

🕶 littletrojanprince-deactivated

googoogaga

#preach little prince #< prev #wait why is he deactivated

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🌬 agustofwind reblogged ithacasking

⛵ ithacasking

WAR IS OVER! I can't wait to see my wife and son again!

🐗 masterothewarcry

hope you have a safe journey home

🌬 agustofwind Follow

:)

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[orengefanta]

Oh Paris, you should’ve known better….

This drawing was inspired by hell or high water from ptm !! I love this musical sm and this song is one of my faves, I think about it a lot.