Who kills the bugs:
Pariston. He does it because Ging loves bugs. He always pretends like it was an accident, and patronizes Ging by giving them long, emotional burials.
Who hogs the sheets:
There are no sheets anymore. Neither of them are naturally sheet hogs, but in the middle of the night one of them would purposely steal the sheets from the other which always ended in a all out game of tug-of-war over the sheets, so eventually ging just bans them altogether. They cuddle for warmth now.
Who hates mornings:
Ging, and oh god is it the worst because pariston is a bright and shiny beam of a morning person, and eggs on Gings morning crankiness by spewing chipper bullshit to ging the second he opens his eyes. Pariston doesnt even know what hes saying half the time, he just cant start his mornings without pissing someone off intentionally.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee:
I'd say Ging, but he just drinks coffee constantly throughout the day, and remains pretty cranky no matter what. Pariston doesnt drink coffee, im pretty sure he just injects red bull straight into his veins.
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law:
Ging's never really had any parental figure, so he hates paristons mom. Pariston is a mommas boy big time, and his mom coddles him and treats him like a golden child and condescendingly down talks Ging and his scruffy appearance, and talks shit about his beard like she should i mean come on Ging get rid of that shitty half beard for real.. After Ging met her, he understood why Pariston is such a shit.
Who drives:
Ging makes Pariston drive, because when Ging drives Pariston puts the car in neutral every time theyre at a fucking stop light and gings had e-fucking-nough.
Who gets horny in awkward public places:
Neither of them do, but Pariston likes to see Ging uncomfortable in front of people and will text him dirty things and get him all worked up, but when ging goes to get him to fulfill all the dirty text messages, he's always no where to be found. he leaves ging alone and horny in public. bastard..
Who had a scene phase:
Neither of them. They saw a scene kid in public once and at the same time said that if they ever ended up like that that the other should kick their ass
Who wore braces:
Pariston. He had 1 tooth that was slightly crooked and he just couldnt deal with it. he has to have perfect teeth or else he cant piss people off as much with that obnoxious smile.
Who got bullied:
Pariston, and he wasnt very physically strong back then so he learned how to confuse and manipulate people into leaving him alone.
Who collects ceramic elephants:
They both do.. It's one of the few things they both enjoy and bond over. Ging just loves animal figurines, and Pariston is a tacky decorator. They were out shopping one day when they saw one and both said they should get it, ever since then they keep their eyes out for a new one.
