#parker knickerbocker

[glitteraffe-art]

let the body hit the floor

bonus sybil & original video source:

sybil was actually not in the vampire hunter room when the body fell, she was at the rage cage room first and then goes to the vampire hunter room after the screaming starts!

original video:

[not-a-very-good-dungeon-master]

[squiretinnion]

The Norfolk Wizard Game Mages! and SpeakerD

full size for tumblr quality munch :)

[roguekelsey]

The Awakening of Parker Knickerbocker

[mythicmagicmissile]

damn bro them norfolks sure do wizard

[starnetz]

silly doodle of silly wizards

[basement-hobo]

after an accidental name mix-up in a vc, i have been struck with a funny powerscaling debate that i would like to turn to the crowd to figure out an answer on.

BLONDE TUMBLR SEXYMAN-ESQUE CHARACTERS HAVE A DEATH BATTLE

PARKER KNICKERBOCKER VS MR. PALMER. WHO WINS?

Parker Knickerbocker

Palmer

both of them are collapsing dead actually

fourth more nuanced answer/im bald/i dunnooooo

Voting ended onJul 3

reasoning as to why this fight works:

both parker and palmer are blonde men, so both of them inherently have something deeply wrong with them, thus marking this a fair fight

although palmer has money and resources, palmer carries a staff on him at all times and thus can beat him with the power of a blunt object to the skull

idk its just funny to make them fight

WITH ALL THAT OUT OF THE WAY, EXPLAIN YOUR REASONING IF POSSIBLE, WINNER GETS LIKE... A THING THEY WANT. NOT LIKE A WISH OR ANYTHING BUT IF PALMER WANTED A NEW CAR HE COULD GET THAT OR LIKE IF PARKER WANTS AN ARCHEOLOGY KIT HE CAN HAVE THAT TOO.

[hellebore-blooms]

The mage squad jump into Sybil's computer and fall into one of her weird computer games and get pixelated. More news at 11.

a.k.a I made the characters of Norfolk Wizard Game as Yume Nikki sprites because they have consumed my mind