@parker66 asked // have you had sex? [ from here ! ]
Staring blankly at her for just a moment, Jamie pauses. "No," he answers, just as flatly. "I went on a show called Lust Conquers All where they recorded us faking moans for the fuck of it. And I kept Keeley with nowt but my fit body and stunning personality when I were on loan, nothin' else." He's still not entirely sure how much of his sex was shown on Lust - he refuses to watch his own season for a reason - but he's pretty sure there's evidence that he's had it given the backlash he still faces from certain people about his whole... thing with Amy and Denise and fucking Danthony's fucking existence. "D'you want my advice or not?"











