#parker66

[tartt9]

@parker66 asked // have you had sex? [ from here ! ]

Staring blankly at her for just a moment, Jamie pauses. "No," he answers, just as flatly. "I went on a show called Lust Conquers All where they recorded us faking moans for the fuck of it. And I kept Keeley with nowt but my fit body and stunning personality when I were on loan, nothin' else." He's still not entirely sure how much of his sex was shown on Lust - he refuses to watch his own season for a reason - but he's pretty sure there's evidence that he's had it given the backlash he still faces from certain people about his whole... thing with Amy and Denise and fucking Danthony's fucking existence. "D'you want my advice or not?"

[mcmorare]

@parker66 sent: i guess they were having a threesome.

Immediately, Katrina’s brows furrow, the sip of her drink she’s taking devolving into a cough. “Fucking hell! Why would you make me think about that?” She shakes her head, giving Tanya a playful nudge. “Get your brain out of the gutter.”

[shiitb4lls]

@parker66 / starter call.

my chest is heaving as i stop in front of the stranger. i normally hate having to get others involved in my line of work due to the possible danger, but i have run out of options. "pardon me ..." i say before i can quite catch my breath. after a few beats, i continue, glancing around. "... did you happen t' see a man run this way ?? about six feet tall, blonde hair, red waist coat ??" the person i had been tailing got a whiff of me, took off the second i had been noticed. a real pain ... the loss of my suspect, and my knees. i'm not as feeble as i once was.

[tartt9]

i’ve got something up my sleeve , i walk my talk .

It seems like Tanya's always got something up her sleeve. In the couple of years they've known each other, Jamie's found himself dragged into more than one situation that he's ended up in because of Tanya having something up her sleeve. "Y'walk your talk?" that's not a phrase he's ever heard before. "Ain't it like, talk your talk?" Maybe he's wrong. Jamie's never been the best in the world at fucking phrases. "Is this idea of yours gonna have the worst people in the country callin' me a traitor t'England again?"

@parker66 // from here !

[tartt9]

@parker66 asked // you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. [ from here ! ]

"I do not," Jamie immediately snaps, turning to face her, his brows furrowed, his lips pursing up into a pout. He thinks he looks very stylish, thank you very much. The colours match - which is fucking impressive, do you know how many shades of pink there are? - everything fits him well, the shirt's just tight enough around his biceps that he knows it'll draw attention, the pants just tight enough to do the same elsewhere. The ICON cap on his head had been discontinued years ago, but Jamie still managed to get his hands on one of them. The only thing that isn't the same shade of bubblegum pink is his crossbody bag, which is Nike, and all black, down to the logo and the zippers. He reaches up, adjusting the cap on his head. "You look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way," he mocks under his breath, pushing past her to go get himself a glass of water from the kitchen. "Why're you even here? Is Gunther, like, too busy for you or summat? Does he have a fucking packed social schedule?"

[belasso-arch]

@parker66 - slow it down, the lumineers.

" do me a favor and rest your arms, and rest your legs. don't you frown when you're feelin' like that. everything's gonna be just fine. "

[tartt9]

@parker66 asked // [ pinch ] sender affectionately pinches receiver's cheek [ from here ! ]

"Okay..." Jamie drags the word out with a very affectionate roll of his eyes. Having someone he would consider a sibling to the extent he does Tanya isn't anything necessarily new - he has Tommy and Jack and Yashvi from home, and all of the lads here - but there's something that the two of them have that is special, even if it's not new to him. He's certain of the fact that Tanya would take the opportunity to humiliate him publicly [ as if Jamie could be humiliated, he could not, it's not possible, he has no shame for anything at all ], would embarrass him in front of just about anyone she thought he could be embarrassed in front of [ yet another incredibly short list, but she'd find her way ], and now, here she is, pinching his cheek like she's his nan or something. Jamie's never had a nan. Maybe he should start considering her his nan-figure. She'd kill him. It'd be a little funny... "I get it, you're admiring these cheekbones I've got, but y'can't steal 'em, they're mine, grow your own or summat."

[tartt9]

@parker66 asked // i should marry her. [ from here ! ]

"Ooooo," Jamie coos mischievously, wiggling his eyebrows, his lips curling up into a cheeky grin. "There's a her...?" He knows Tan's likely exaggerating in regards to something, someone, but he'll never miss the opportunity to take the piss with her a little bit. Tanya could be talking about her Just Eat driver, for all Jamie knows. "If you don't, maybe I'll get in first." He shoots her a wink, moving to sit beside her. "But seriously. Who's her?"