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[tartt9]

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TARTT9. an independent & selective / mutuals only blog for jamie tartt from apple tv's ted lasso. til i die, egg (they/them, 28, est)

a study in hearing a crowd chant your name. finding a family. playing through you, not to you. going from a council estate to the premier league. achieving dreams. manifestation. accountability. adaptability. finding your direction. playing for club & country. personal growth. learning from the best to become the best.                     being one of eleven.

trigger warnings for parental abuse // sexual abuse // emotional abuse.

carrd • memes • headcanons • usfw sideblog • musing sideblog • a beginner's guide to afc richmond • a beginner's guide to jamie tartt • a beginner's guide to the england national team

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[wizzos]

chuckling practically in his ear, “ yeah? that’s good. ” their hug is genuine, lasts more than just a formal second or a half effort. they even pat him on the back before they pull away from the embrace. “ so good, oh my god are you kidding? have you been to prague? i almost didn’t come back, ” shrugging, “ but then i thought well who would annoy the fuck out of you while simultaneously being so -- not to honk my own horn, but -- amazing and hot and, y'know, brilliant. "

[tartt9]

He pats them on the back in return before wrapping both of his hands around the strap of his crossbody bum bag. Then, he shakes his head. "Nah, never had a reason to go, really." City's only played in the Champions League in Prague after he left the Club; that's the primary reason he's had to travel through Europe in the past, especially if he's not going somewhere with a beach. "Why'd you go t'Prague?" There's no beach. He doesn't see the point. "Right, yeah, obviously, that's the reason y'needed t'come back. T'feed off of my sexiness and talent on the pitch."

[premleague]

i wanna give myself over to you completely. i know that if i do, we can do something really incredible together.

      PREMLEAGUE. an independent multimuse ft. ocs and           canons from foundation, kaos, romeo & juliet,           the batman, slow horses, dungeons & dragons                            and more.

[wizzos]

“ it’s much… blonder than i remember. ” arms opening, there’s an open invite for a hug, “ ain’t allat bad, ” even after all this time, it still sounds clunky when they say stuff back to him with their accent, “ i’ll take that. how was your holiday? ”

[tartt9]

"Yeah, World Cup summer, thought I could do with a change." He changes his hair every season. This change just felt like it fit for this year. Very Hollywood of him. "Oi, fuck off," he grumbles at them mocking his accent, but he goes in for a hug anyway. "Good, yeah, good. Mallorca and Napoli. Yeah, good, good holiday. Yours? All good?"

[wizzos]

“ i guess i just missed your mug, ” there’s a wide grin as they push the sunglasses up on their head.

@tartt9 , JAMIE — returning to the pitch, it’s liam kaz with a bright new starter call

[tartt9]

"Yeah, it's a good face, ain't it." He's dyed his hair [ again ] — he thinks the bleach blond looks mint, actually, and it'll suit him well for the World Cup this summer. "Yours ain't allat bad yourself."

[tartt9]

also apologies in advance if it takes me a minute to get Jamie's Voice (tm) back im kind of very physically ill about my d&d pirate so. they're playing tug of war in my brain for dominance. so sorry if arlo slips into jamie sometimes

[artisanals]

dani nods sagely, because of course jamie’s made a good point. the hallway lights were dim, and only a few late-night office-goers milled about, mostly on their way out. ( your curiosity does not go hungry for long ). a grin spreads easily, dimpling cheeks and scrunching his eyes. full-assed smile — dani did not know how to half-ass joy. ❛ i am so totally in, amigo, ❜ whisper carries the warmth of that smile plain as day. ❛ vamos ! ❜

[tartt9]

This is something that Jamie used to do all of the time at home, when he was a boy. He likes to think it's what helped him get so good at ball control, at his general awareness of the space around him. When it's too dark to see where, exactly, you're passing to, you have to learn to rely on your other senses to know where your teammates are, even if you're just playing street footy on a council estate in Manchester. "Wait, where are you vamos-ing off to?" he whispers, jogging at Dani's heels. "We need a ball, yeah? Or a couple. Maybe a bag full." He doesn't plan on booting one over the wall of the training facility, but if they start shooting on goal, you never really know what's going to happen. "Will keeps 'em in there, right?"

[tartt9]

“are we still doing the thing where we pretend not to care?”

Are they? "No, I really want to fucking win it." He probably shouldn't say fucking in front of her, but their manager is Roy-fucking-Kent himself, so it shouldn't be a problem. "I don't want to leave Richmond without winning it, that's kind of the whole point..." They've gotten so close, he's not willing to fuck off now, no matter how much those bastards in Madrid have offered her [ and even if he had already won it, he wouldn't fuck off to play for those bastards in Madrid anyway ]. "I'm aware I'm gettin' older, but I think I've still got more to do here, so if you're willing t'keep me around, I wanna stay."

@belioness from here !

[tartt9]

how's life been treating you?

It's mad, seeing him back. Jamie thought his summer with England at the World Cup in America would mean a reunion with Coach Lasso [ selfishly, he assumed Ted would travel to New York, or Boston, or wherever Arlington, Texas is — all Jamie knows is that there are polar bears there, sometimes ]; he didn't think that it would come at the start of the season prior, back in Richmond. Not that he's upset about it- he's not, not at all. He gets the best of both worlds; keeping Roy as manager, and having Ted around to talk to again, to get a pint with sometime, maybe, if Roy allows it- it's nice. It feels like his world is settling in in just the way he'd like it to. He can't believe there were rumours about him going to Madrid this summer- "Good, yeah," he says, nodding rapidly, multiple times. "Yeah, good. Dead good, really. Everybody's good. Everything's good. You're- you're back, that's great, the girls're lucky t'have you, you've got experience in getting teams promoted t'the top." He's teasing, gently. Jamie wants to see Richmond's women's side succeed. He knows what the women's game means to little girls around the country and the world. "You up for the challenge again, Coach?"

@belasso from here !

[tartt9]

"are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Yeah. Yeah, definitely, yeah, yeah." Jamie's whole face is alight with joy as he looks down at her, staring into her eyes. It feels like there are bees buzzing through his veins [ a true Mancunian, he is ]. He has absolutely no idea what Keeley's thinking, he's too busy being distracted by the fact that she's here and in front of him and he could reach out and touch her— "Definitely thinking it."

@fablelike's keeley from here !

[tartt9]

why are we whispering?

"If they hear us," Jamie whispers, "they're gonna know we're in here." It's not against the rules to be in the first team building after hours, but Jamie doesn't particularly want to find out how Roy will react to him sticking around this late, especially with training early the next morning. "C'mon, amigo, it'll be fun. You and me, night footy, it'll help with the senses, not being able t'see shit. Like bats, y'know? You in?"

@artisanals' dani from here !

[ohisms]

✱ ˚｡⋆ ↪ MORBID CURIOSITY ... [ REMASTERED ] ( a collection of various original dialogue prompts centered around asking questions. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary. )

give that to me! where did you find this?!

do you drink coffee or tea?

sorry– am i crazy, or have we met before?

do you trust me enough to close your eyes?

when were you planning on telling me?

at the risk of being a cliché, do you want to get out of here?

can i convince you to stay the night?

do i look like someone who knows what that means?

would you consider giving me a second chance?

do you really think that's helpful right now?

would you mind showing me around?

do you ever plan on forgiving yourself?

are you thinking what i'm thinking?

can we ... go out and do something crazy?

why are we whispering?

who exactly are you, anyways?

can't we just be civil for a minute?

does the past ever keep you up at night?

if you have nothing to hide, what's the problem?

how long has it been since i saw you last, [ name ]?

did the power just go out?

are we still doing the thing where we pretend not to care?

how should we celebrate?

can we just ... start over?

why is this so important to you?

how was i supposed to know that?!

do you want me to stay? it doesn't have to mean anything.

where are you? nobody's heard from you.

can you help me zip this up?

why do these things always happen to me?

you don't secretly hate me, right?

can i get you something to eat? –or drink?

ready to see what i've been working on?

where have you been disappearing off to?

what's that perfume you're wearing?

you're laughing?! do you really think this is funny?

are you planning to stay for dinner?

did you think it was going to be easy?

you see where you went wrong, don't you?

when did we become so cold and distant?

who are you working for?

did you really do all of this for me?

can i open my eyes yet?

haven't you heard the stories?

[ name ], what are you doing here?

what's it gonna take for you to trust me?

do you believe people can change?

how about we catch the ten o'clock showing?

don't you remember what happened last time?

why is it so unbelievable that i'd want to help you?

you're [ name ], aren't you?

who did this to you?!

how did you know i'd be here?

what's that supposed to mean?

do you think i'm irredeemable?

what kind of mess have you gotten us into?!

do you see anything you like?

what do i owe you for the food?

why won't this stupid thing work?!

does tonight really have to end?

holy shit. can you believe we really pulled that off?!

i can tell you're upset, [ name ]. what happened?

how long have you been standing there?

do you ever wish you could just ... run away?

haven't we been here before?

wait, shush ... did you hear that?

did i miss today's newsletter or something?

can we put our differences aside for a second?

what are you getting out of this, exactly?

you'd tell me if something was wrong, right?

are you willing to bet on it?

would you kill for me?

what made you think that was okay?!

do you believe people can change?

what's the worst thing you've ever done?

you were going to leave without saying goodbye?

[ name ], can you sit up for me?

can i kiss you?

where are your keys? you're not driving like this.

how's life been treating you?

where have you been?!

aren't we supposed to be alone tonight?

aw, has someone had a little too much to drink?

where are you going with this?

are we really doing this right now?

have you eaten today?

can i crash here for the night?

how did you learn to lie so well?

can i at least buy you a drink?

where should i meet you?

is that  ...  blood?!

are you trying to make me jealous right now?

what’s your problem? you're acting weird.

[ name ], you're ... real, right?

where’s your sense of adventure?

do you like horror movies?

what are you trying to prove?

can you give me a ride?

do you have any idea what you've done?

shouldn't you answer that?

why should i be the one to calm down?

have you been up all night?

why are you lying to me?

is that my [ jacket / hoodie / shirt ]?

what are you so afraid of?

do you want to grow old with me?

you’re gonna walk away from this?

are you nervous? your hands are shaking.

where am i supposed to go?

how many fingers am i holding up?

you want me to just walk away from this?

[ name ], slow down– what's wrong?!

are you embarrassed of me?

what's that smell? something's burning.

how can i make it up to you?

why can't you stay out of it?

is this some kind of trick?

come on, what do you have to lose?

do you ever still think of me?

idiot. why didn't you tell me?!

can we stop and think about this rationally?

how long has it been since you’ve slept?

what's your ideal first date?

are you ready to tell me the truth?

i almost died, and you're laughing?

what do you mean, "sort of"?

can we just stay like this forever?

when can i see you again?

can we put this behind us?

oh ... you thought of me first?

where did you learn to do that?

oh my god,  are you bleeding?!

where are you?  nobody’s heard from you.

[ name ], are you drunk?

how can i make this go away?

someone's jumpy today. are you feeling okay?

are we safe here?

what can i do to convince you?

what could possibly go wrong?

you have no idea who i am, do you?

how do you really feel about me?

why can't you look me in the eyes?

did you know you talk in your sleep?

were you following me?

can we just pretend this never happened?

are you just barely getting home?

are you even listening to me right now?!

where does it hurt?  can you show me?

are you trying to get yourself killed?!

how about we just forget the world exists?

how long have you been keeping this from me?

were you ever going to tell me?

what do you make of this?

[ name ],  what the hell?!

can we just be honest with each other, here?

are you trying to keep me a secret?

why does your story keep changing?

how long have you known?

it can't be that bad, right?

are you happy? i mean, really happy?

isn't this place amazing?

did i interrupt something?

how am i supposed to trust you?

are they still following us?

are you fucking serious?

do you remember our first kiss?

can we take a break for a minute?

how about we disappear for awhile?

you're going to walk away from this?

can you please just cut the crap?!

why didn't you tell me you were hurt?

how can i make this go away?

can you just look at me, please?

is there anything i can do to change your mind?

do you ever stop talking?

that depends. are you done lying to me?

are you sure this is legal?

how do you take your coffee?

can you keep your voice down?

why does your phone keep buzzing?

[tartt9]

can't wait for this dash to be alive again it's gonna feel like summer 2023 all over again i love you jamie i can't wait to write you again jamie

[tartt9]

hello :)

[raesource]

questions only sentence starters

if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the sentence starters are being sent for .

who . . .

“ Who are you? ”

“ Who do you serve? ”

“ Who taught you that? ”

“ Who’s really in control here? ”

“ Who are you running from? ”

“ Who did this to you? ”

“ Who’s coming for us? ”

“ Who do you think I am? ”

“ Who else knows about this? ”

“ Who are you trying to protect? ”

what . . .

“ What are you? ”

“ What do you want from me? ”

“ What are you hiding? ”

“ What were you planning to do? ”

“ What just happened? ”

“ What did you see back there? ”

“ What did you promise them? ”

“ What happens if I don’t let you go? ”

“ What are the rules I’m not supposed to break? ”

“ What happens after the portal closes? ”

where . . .

“ Where did you come from? ”

“ Where are we? ”

“ Where are you going? ”

“ Where were you when it happened? ”

“ Where does this path lead? ”

“ Where did you get that scar? ”

“ Where is everyone else? ”

“ Where should I stand? ”

“ Where did you put the body? ”

“ Where were you hiding all this time? ”

when . . .

“ When did this start? ”

“ When were you going to tell me? ”

“ When was the last time you felt safe? ”

“ When do we leave? ”

“ When did you stop trusting me? ”

“ When does this end? ”

“ When did you realise the truth? ”

“ When do things go wrong? ”

“ When did you choose this path? ”

“ When will you look at me and be honest? ”

how . . .

“ How long have you been watching me? ”

“ How did you survive? ”

“ How much do you remember? ”

“ How are you this calm right now? ”

“ How bad is it? ”

“ How did you know my name? ”

“ How far are you willing to go? ”

“ How many lies have you told me? ”

“ How do you live with this? ”

“ How are we supposed to fix this? ”

are . . .

“ Are you human? ”

“ Are you okay? ”

“ Are you lying to me right now? ”

“ Are you scared? ”

“ Are you tired? ”

“ Are you hiding something? ”

“ Are you bound by oath or by magic? ”

“ Are you trying to start a fight? ”

“ Are you always this dramatic? ”

“ Are you going to explain or just stare? ”

do . . .

“ Do you trust me? ”

“ Do you remember your name? ”

“ Do you remember me? ”

“ Do you miss them? ”

“ Do you always talk this much? ”

“ Do you have any idea what you just did? ”

“ Do you ever sleep? ”

“ Do you want me to stay? ”

“ Do you think I’m stupid? ”

“ Do you believe in fate? ”

have . . .

“ Have you eaten yet? ”

“ Have we met before? ”

“ Have you been here long? ”

“ Have you done this before? ”

“ Have you ever killed someone? ”

“ Have you been lying to me? ”

“ Have you lost anyone? ”

“ Have you forgiven yourself? ”

“ Have you always been like this? ”

“ Have you already chosen a side? ”

is . . .

“ Is this place real? ”

“ Is something bothering you? ”

“ Is that weapon even legal here? ”

“ Is this your idea of a joke? ”

“ Is this your way of flirting? ”

“ Is someone watching us? ”

“ Is it supposed to hurt like this? ”

“ Is there a way out? ”

“ Is this what you wanted? ”

“ Is it too late to turn back? ”

can . . .

“ Can I ask you a weird question? ”

“ Can you hear that? ”

“ Can I trust you? ”

“ Can you keep a secret? ”

“ Can we slow down? ”

“ Can you help me bury a body? ”

“ Can you look at me? ”

“ Can we talk about what happened? ”

“ Can you stop pretending? ”

“ Can you promise me something? ”

will . . .

“ Will you stay with me? ”

“ Will you tell me the truth? ”

“ Will this ever end? ”

“ Will you protect me? ”

“ Will they come back for us? ”

“ Will you remember me? ”

“ Will you choose a side? ”

“ Will you regret this? ”

“ Will you still look at me the same way? ”

“ Will you stop me if I’m wrong? ”

should . . .

“ Should I be worried? ”

“ Should we be running? ”

“ Should I follow you? ”

“ Should I be afraid of you? ”

“ Should we pretend this never happened? ”

“ Should I stay or go? ”

“ Should I believe you? ”

“ Should I be honest with you? ”

“ Should we trust them? ”

“ Should I have come here? ”

would . . .

“ Would you do it again? ”

“ Would you lie to protect me? ”

“ Would this have been different if I had stayed? ”

“ Would you really let me die? ”

“ Would you have saved them instead? ”

“ Would you still care if you knew the truth? ”

“ Would you leave if I asked? ”

“ Would this hurt less if I understood? ”

“ Would you forgive me? ”

“ Would you choose me this time? ”

could . . .

“ Could you survive without me? ”

“ Could this world exist without you? ”

“ Could this get any worse? ”

“ Could you teach me how to do that? ”

“ Could you be wrong? ”

“ Could you be lying to yourself? ”

“ Could you forgive them? ”

“ Could this be a trap? ”

“ Could you handle the truth if I told you? ”

“ Could you live with the consequences? ”

[ofleira]

and now i'm where i ought to be, in impolite society, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤthere's nowhere i would rather be, the leiran sea my home.

OFLEIRA ; an independent, selective dungeons & dragons oc based in a homebrew campaign set in the newly-discovered territories of the leiran sea and the four empires of blackmar fighting for dominance in colonization, more than willing to write in other verses!

ARLO JADE ; pirate, fighter, son, widow. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤCHARLOTTE KETTERING ; lady, loyal, betrothed, missing.

[mcflymemes]

CHALLENGERS (2024) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary.

who says i want somebody to be in love with me?

i don't want to fuck you to prove a point.

fuck me because you want to.

are you gonna do it or not?

tastes even better than it looks.

i just told you i missed you.

i really want to kiss you right now, but i'm worried that if i try, you'll think i'm the worst friend in the world.

you know, it hurts me sometimes how little you believe in yourself.

decimate that little bitch.

let's be honest, you gotta feel bad for the kid.

you're not a spring chicken anymore.

dude. he's a pancake. you're gonna flatten him.

how's this feeling?

we're ready for you.

so obviously this isn't the result you wanted today.

you choked.

i don't want you to embarrass yourself.

i'm just a little rusty. it's a confidence thing.

get your fucking confidence back. i can't do it for you.

i'm so sick of you using this as an excuse to have a fucking meltdown.

you said we could watch a movie.

you're evil.

i'm gonna quiz you on it tomorrow.

sir, i don't know who you are.

i don't think we have much more to talk about.

i haven't spoken to you in five years.

i was just taking a little nap.

move, or i'm calling the cops.

you were really something back then, huh?

we always talked about how amazing it would be to win this together.

i'm a crazy person.

any predictions about how that's going to go?

can you do me a favor? can you not, like... demolish me tomorrow?

shut the fuck up.

if it matters to you so much, i can just give it to you.

i need it to look like i really beat you.

don't guilt me with your dying grandmother.

she's the hottest woman i've ever seen.

you were... fucking incredible.

baby, we've got to get going.

i'm not going to that party.

are you that threatened by me?

we can't both just go in there, dicks swinging.

i'd let her fuck me with a racket.

hey, do you smoke?

of course they will remember you.

see, that's your problem. you think you're like an artist or something.

you just want to win because you love it when people tell you how talented you are.

are you on facebook?

i told you tennis was boring.

you just got this crazy look on your face.

are you on a date?

i don't kiss and tell.

why did you want to have dinner with me?

i think you might be the worst friend in the world.

i didn't know you were so concerned about my feelings.

of course you still have a thing for her.

we just had what i'm assuming is the best sex of our lives.

i fucked your brains out?

what do you think you need? a cheerleader? a fuck buddy? a girlfriend?

you're talented, you're charming, and you've got a big dick.

excuse me for inconveniencing you.

don't expect to sleep here tonight.

stop going easy on me.

i'll be whatever you need me to be. i'll fuck off if you want me to.

i need you here, actually.

you're referring to when i declared my love for you.

you're not in love with me anymore?

i've been dreaming about this for five years.

i'm gonna propose something to you, and it's gonna make you angry. it's gonna make you very angry. but you have to hear me out, okay?

i'm finally ready to listen to you.

how dare you fucking ask me that.

do you think it's cute what you're doing? do you think it's funny?

that's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.

i've always wanted you.

you didn't do anything to me. i did it all to myself.

i think i've reached the limit of my willingness to have this conversation with you.

do you understand how embarrassing it is that you're here?

you've never beaten me.

tell me it doesn't matter.

will you just hold me?

i'm not here to fuck you.

i miss watching you play. you were so beautiful.