Félix: *pointing to broken coffee maker* Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want know who did it.
Marinette:...I did it, I broke it...
Félix: No. No, you dindn't. Stone?
Luka: What? I dindn't break it! And It's Couffaine.
Adrien: Interesting. Then how'd you even know it was broken?
Luka: Because it's setting right in front of us and it's broken!
Adrien:....Suspicious.
Luka: F*cking hell, Adrien!
Lila: Not that it matters, but Chloé was the last who used it.
Chloé: Liar! I don't even drink crap, I drink tea!
Lila: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee maker earlier?
Chloé: I use the wooder stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!
Marinette: Let's not fight. I broke it. I'll pay for it, Félix.
Félix: No. Who broke it?
Alya: You know everyone, Kagami's been really quiet...
Kagami: Really?
Alya: Yeah, really.
Everyone: *angry screeching*
Félix, drinking coffee, in another room: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig's head on.
Félix: *ear the sounds of pure chaos and smirk* Good. Things were getting a titlle too chummy around here.