Chris tagged me in a meme. I’m gonna answer these questions he made up and I guess ask some more. I’m supposed to ask 11 questions and tag 11 people, but we’ll see.
tagged friends, I’d love for yall to do this, but feel free to ignore it if you want; i’m not the boss of yall.
it got pretty long so the rest is under a cut. yall oughta read it since chris asked some amazing questions
1. Last place you wished you were?
one of my lovers’ beds.
2. Favorite piece of art?
I love lots of art, but I’ll tell you a little about something I made. A couple years ago I got in a bad way. My mental health was pretty bad, and I was scared. One night, I was having a crisis, and I suddenly realized I needed to paint my feelings. So I did; I made a self portrait; me being overwhelmed by ugly, neon, chaotic feelings. I brought it to therapy that week as a sort of visual aid, and my therapist was all “wow, you made this?” A few months pass and I am stable again, so I decide to leave therapy. I wanted to say thank you to my therapist, so I made another self portrait of the happier, stable me, feeling beautiful and full of life. I scanned it so I’d have a copy and gave my therapist the original. Together, these are my favorite pieces; they show how much I improved with help.
3. Song/Album that has evoked the most emotion from you?
I’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of a lot of albums, but I gotta say I’ve gotten very emotional over U2′s “How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb”. Best/most emotional song: “City of Blinding Lights”. absolutely totally beautiful.
4. Weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?
i dunno but it probably came outta the internet
5. Favorite word?
Defenestrate [v]; to throw something out of a window.
6. Last piece of media that made you cry?
I think it was steven universe.
7. Would you rather be able to teleport wherever you want instantly, or fly very quickly?
oh my God. How do I choose? I’m tempted to choose flight, but it would probably be very cold and uncomfortable. Teleport.
8. What does friendship mean to you?
so much. my friends are the people I feel free to be myself around, all of myself. [at least 98%] they understand me. we love each other, and love is the biggest and best force in the world. Love is my reason for living.
9. Favorite joke?
I couldn’t choose one, so I picked a few:
>1 Banned books.
>2 Four men are on a train, a Russian, a Cuban, an American Deaf guy, and his interpreter. The Russian orders some vodka, takes a sip, and angrily throws all the vodka out the window. His friends are all, “what the hell, man!” and he says “That vodka was so bitter! Back home in Russia the vodka is so much better.” Then the Cuban lights a cigar he bought earlier, makes a face, and throws it out of the window. He says to his stunned friends, “That cigar was just the worst! Nothing like what we’ve got back home in Cuba”. The Deaf man then picks up his interpreter and throws him bodily out of the train. As the Cuban and Russian listen to his terrified screams, the Deaf man signs, “That guy used Signed English!”
>3 Yo momma jokes about dinosaurs and planets: yo momma so old, her last name is “asaurus”! yo momma so old, scientists debate over whether her skin had feathers or scales! the sun is so big compared to our planets that an outsider looking at our solar system would only be able to see the sun- and yo momma!
10. If you could permanently turn into any animal, what animal would it be, and would you want to remember being human?
WHAT A GOOD QUESTION OMG umm. Maybe an elephant, and no, I wouldn’t want to remember being human. I wouldn’t be able to change back, so I would miss it terribly. And I’d rather stay human lol
11. Do you believe in fate?
yeah, I do.
My questions:
1. What’s your favorite way to consume chocolate?
2. How often do you listen to songs on repeat?
3. What’s your favorite joke? [since I had such fun with it i’m recycling it]
4. Tell me a bit about the worst trip you’ve ever been on.
5. Tell me about a dream you’ve had.
6. What’s something you think about a lot?
7. What’s your favorite texture? [can be anything]
8. What’s your favorite thing in your bedroom?
9. Do you own any of those anime body pillows? If so, what does it look like and what do you like about it? If not, would you ever buy one? [under what conditions?]
10. What’s the oldest piece of [electrical] technology you still actively use?
11. What’s something cool you learned about recently?
