#stuffboblikes

[miscling]

🎈 have fun 👀

will do! now, who wants a picture of this thing's tits?

send it a 🎈 to get its tits out for 30 mins and send a pic to someone

[ace-and-slutty]

May I see said silky slippy nightgown thing? 👀👀

Here you go! I'm actually in it right now!!

Hope you like it :)

[nikkinick]

43, 53

43. favorite song ever

53. 5 things that make me happy

theatre, art, the existence of love, animal crossing, and hot chocolate

[bobacupcake]

I saw your post recommending games from the itchio bundle and was wonder if you knew of any games with online co op in the bundle?

im sure theres some but unfortunately i dont know of any ;o; you could take a look through here to see if any catch your eye, ones marked “in bundle” are pretty likely to be a part of it

[prettyboymlm]

49, 50

49. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?:

i have a couple toys. i have a strap on, a bullet vibe and a lush 2. i’ve wanted to try the oral sex simulator be lelo for a while now.

50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?:

i cum in my sleep sometimes??? does that count?

[strangehorse]

I just have no idea what it is

okay. i’m trusting you all to behave this time around.

many years ago, i posted that it was hot in the UK. i included the temperature where I was and the sentence ‘how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing’. this was supposed to be a reference to the fact that i knew it wasn’t actually that hot compared to other countries, but i was indeed struggling, and as such i held respect and fear for those in hotter places. it was supposed to be a minor vent that like, 8 people would read, maybe.

unfortunately, everybody else read it as ‘hello in the UK it’s the hottest of anywhere on the planet, i think! unless i’m wrong? please tell me the exact temperature of where you are’

i got these messages for weeks. weeks of people going ‘that’s nothing! in singapore it’s-’. it got to like 300,000 notes, making it by far my post popular post. there’s copies of the post in buzzfeed articles. i think at one point i changed my ask box title to ‘i don’t care how hot it is where you are’.

and then naturally because it’s tumblr, the discourse began. lots of people from the UK and similar countries showing up to point out 1) none of our houses have air con, 2) our houses are built to keep heat in, and 3) every time we get a heat wave, a lot of old and vulnerable people die. then people having opinions on air con and 'well [country] doesn’t have aircon either and-’, and the role of humidity in things, and whether mocking the original post was actually ableist or some other -ism, and it just. kept. going.

this was heatpost, my friend. i fear talking about it because i fear getting a new slew of messages telling me the approximate temperature in arizona or whatever. i genuinely think heatpost was what sent me from always trying to be sweet and kind and lovely to sometimes being like ‘this is a dumb message and you should feel bad for sending it’ lmao. 

for the record i am absolutely not mad or annoyed that you sent me this message (i mostly respond ‘no’ when anyone mentions heatpost because i think it’s funny). i have had a rich and varied life on tunglr.hell, but the main thing i’ve learned is that how popular a post will get has a direct inverse correlation to how much effort you put into it in the first place

[memedocumentation]

are you going to stop documenting at midnight and if so in what timezone?

Yes, GMT.

[overlymetaromantic]

I haven't seen anyone's take on that. could you possibly point me in their direction?

yeah!! there’s a couple of meta theories here and here that have to do with potential reactions lapis and peridot may have upon learning steven is gone that I really enjoyed reading, and a couple of pieces of A+ art here and here that specifically have to do with how guilty peridot will likely feel when she finds out her list is one of the core reasons this whole mess went down :’D I feel like there might’ve been another comic I saw but failed to save, so if I find anymore I’ll edit this post to add it to the list!