#parlyn

[not-a-healthy-human]

Anne: If I were to throw a party, would you go? Cathy: Depends, which one Anne: Our wedding party! Cathy: I'm in!!!!

Anna: They weren't even dating Kat: sexual tension counts as dating now, I guess

[unofficialhorrorandthewild]

Anne: Team bonding time! We’re stealing a news van.

Kitty: It’s the perfect crime. How will they ever report it?

[thesquirrelqueer]

Femslash February day 8: Parr and Boleyn from Six

[not-a-healthy-human]

Cathy and Anne trying to teach each other how to speak Spanish and French and thinking it will be easy since both languages are romances

And then just growing more and more frustrated cuz they are alike yet we're heir rules are so very different that leading how to use verbs is a pain

Anne: so you use the imperfect past

Cathy: the one where I use two verbs?

Anne: ... No

Cathy: so, use the pluscuanperfecto

Anne: the heck?! I can't even pronounce that word!

[not-a-healthy-human]

Why not?

More headcanons for y'all!!!

Anne sucks at videogames but somehow that makes her like them even more, take this, she was dying from starvation in the forest while playing in pacific mode

Anna bites stuff when stressed! Once she bit a liquid paper tube and it exploded in her mouth, Cathy had a blast taking her back for her pranks

Cathy is what everyone calls "bully-able" She's most of the time the main target for the chaos trio's jokes and pranks, even more since half of the time she takes a lot of time in grasping the joke

Lina once called the chaos trio and Cathy her kids, she has never been able to tell them that she's not her mom and that she won't pull them out of trouble ever since, this especially annoyed her when somehow they forgot Kat at the grocery store

Jane cannot, and I mean it, cannot let go of her beat-up car! She's had that thing ever since coming back to life, it has broken down more times than she can count, and she won't stop using it no matter how much smoke comes out of it

Kat can and will say anything that comes into her mind and then pretend she didn't say anything weird, this can go from dirty jokes to random facts, and no one can begin believing that she even knows how to do this

Anne and Cathy share a sense of destruction that somehow is far greater in Cathy, like, give Cathy enough sleepless nights and she will go feral while Anne cheers her on

Anna and Kat won't hesitate when it comes to sleep-over fun, they will get massive pillows for fights, they will turn the entire house into a fort and probably will bake far more food than needed

Jane has a board in her and Lina's room where they leave random compliments and/or comments about each other, this may sound cute until you read Jane's breakfast message "You're egg-straordinary, yellow and hot" or Lina's "your snores soothe me to sleep"

[not-a-healthy-human]

Cathy: Five foot tall this, six foot tall that! When will we get some four, eight characters?!

Anne: When enough people manage to get that stuck down to earth XD

Cathy: I want a divorce!! >:/

Anne *placing Cathy's phone over a tall counter*: Fine, but you have to call the lawyer- oh, right, you have to reach your phone for that XD

Am I actually 4,8 (1,48 m)? yeah XD Smoll people for the win!!!

[not-a-healthy-human]

Quote based on a future fanfic if I get around to doing the writing :D

Lina: So- Cathy: Yeah... Lina: You and- the cowbell girl?! Cathy: In my defense, she's a really cute cowbell girl! And she plays it well!!! Lina: Oh my god-

Anne: *plays the cowbell loudly anf offtune* Cathy: :D

[not-a-healthy-human]

Teeny Kat mother's day headcanons cuz well, it's mother's day :D

Kat prepared a picnic for her moms and made the food herself, the eggs were fine, but somehow the pancakes were burnt from the outside and raw from the inside

Cathy argues the pancakes were tasty, but Anne has a weak stomach so she can't agree

Anna baked her moms two pies, one for each and made a whole batch of tamales to go with the pies! they have food for a week now, I guess

Lina wanted to try a bit of everything but Jane stopped her before she could get an empacho (indigestion)

Anne sent her mom a picture of her and her family knowing it would upset her

Lina sent her mamá some flowers with a picture of Anna attached saying "Can't wait to see you abuela, happy mother's day"

Cathy sent Lina a card saying "para la madrina más pendeja <3 (for the dumbest godmother <3), thank you for loving me" It was one of those cards that don't stop playing til' it runs outta battery