#parody ask

[hatredisnear]

[the-wayward-arc]

Violet meeting Rogal Dorn?

Rogal: To know that such a small fragile girl could come from the Lion is amusing to me. Tell me child, what is your name?

Violet: the name is Violet! Who are you? Are you one of grandpa Skeleton's guards? You're not weird like them.

Rogal: No. I am Rogal Dorn, one of your father's brothers. Primarch of the Imperial F-

Violet: YOURE MY UNCLE ROGAL!?!? I've heard so much about you!

Rogal: *slightly surprised by her reaction* I see your father has told you about me.

Violet: Yep! My dad built the walls of our kingdom based on what you built! He said you were the best at it! Building castles and whatnot that not even the greatest of armies could ever hope to break them down! No one beat Rogal Dorn's mightiest castle!

Rogal: ...... F-Fortifications... my brother said that about me?

EMPEROR: HOLY SHIT, THERE IS ANOTHER EMOTION YOU ARE FEELING.

Violet: Yep! He always said that you could never be brought down, even by a mighty Ork! I tried building walls like you! I've got drawings! Of big castles, I think some could easily be moveable with big guns going over them too! D-Do you think they would be okay? The adults who help with our walls say that it isnt going to wo-

Rogal: No, Do not listen to them. Your fortresses could very well be what the Imperium needs. Do not give up because of what others say, I am proud of you Violet.

Violet: *hugs Rogal's Pauldron* Thank you uncle!

Rogal: *watches as Violet slowly vanishes* You are welcome...

EMPEROR: IT APPEARS SHE HAS WOKE UP. ARE YOU ALRIGHT ROGAL?

Rogal: Yes Father. I am.

EMPEROR: I BELIEVE I WILL MAKE A VISIT TO THOSE THAT ARE TRYING TO DISCOURAGE HER.

Rogal: I will join you in this endeavour father. I shall get Magnus, I am sure he would also like to join.

EMPEROR: *HAPPY SIGH* A GREAT FAMILY ACTIVITY

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" Pathetic holiday.. "

// Happy late Valentines from 1x1x1x1!!!!

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Can i give you a gentle kiss on the cheek? :>

" How low hath I, the divine 1x1x1x1, stooped. I suppose this once, mortal. Do not attempt again less my blade meets your face. "

// you guys are a little creature okay? Okay

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CW; SUGGESTIVE

// Happy New Years and late Christmas gift you filthy animals, 1x1x1x1 gonna beat my ass for this one. I forgot her horns but its okay

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Can we get married? :D (/j)

-❤️‍🔥

" Get in the line. "

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// doodle

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' Oh, how enjoyable, to see you squirm and wriggle now that things ain't going your way '

I Hate You - The Stranglers

// I can't stop listening to this song bro. You guys should listen to it 👀