How would the allies react to their s/o having a parrot that mimics their moaning? I’m so sorry if this is too weird but this has happened to me once
(This is why the admins will never have a parrot -Admin Jay and Sarah)
America: “Seriously man? Not cool! Stop!”Alfred would turn bright red before glaring at the parrot as he groans. Of course, a parrot would. They were dicks. They enjoyed making others suffer. Alfred would walk up to the parrot and try to teach it any other word, soon he would be pleading with the parrot to say or do anything else. Just not that…
England: “Excuse you! That is so rude!”Arthur would be appalled at the parrots horrible manners. How dare they do such a thing? He would glare at the parrot and try to intimidate it, but soon would just try to teach it other words…if that didn’t work he would just set a radio near it and force it to listen to a day’s worth of music, that way it had to pick something else up right? That’s how this worked?…
France: “..Do I really sound like that?”Francis would walk past the parrot in the morning without thinking much about it, but as soon as he heard it moan..and sound like him…he’d stop before staring at the parrot and blinking. After hearing it again, he’d just stare…before shrugging. It was an amazing sound~ He’d also want his s/o to hear.
Canada: “O-Oh no…”Matthew would be enjoying his morning, but as soon as he hears the parrot moan like him, he’d jump up and blush deep red…no way a parrot can mimic him..! Oh, god…Why do these things happen to him?….It’s just a parrot, though..right?
Russia: “Huh? Why are you sounding like me?”Ivan would be the one to walk past, but as soon as the parrot moaned like him, he’d turn around and stare down the parrot…no one other than his s/o gets to hear that…would the parrot take a bribe of food? He’d hope so..
China: “What?! No! You hush!”Yao would walk by the parrot and hear that sound before freezing and whirling around. Once he found out it was the parrot he would turn bright red before pointing his finger at the parrot and lecturing it. He would want the parrot to say anything else, just not that! Yao would be so flustered and embarrassed he would be yelling at the parrot in English and Chinese, just to give it so many other things to say.














