#parrotcakes

[clarasdestiny]

My sister (left) and myself (right) portraying Hazel and Augustus from The Fault in our Stars as a married Russian couple

if you look closely, you can see the shame in my eyes

[clarasdestiny]

my sister is making me upload a video we made of ourselves portraying hazel and agustus from TFIOS as a russian married couple

this is not going to end well

[clarasdestiny]

My mom: where are my daughters? Come set the table!

My sister: I'm a boy

My sister: Woof!

[clarasdestiny]

me: the people in my classes are so ghetto, they all do drugs

my mom: well you already look like you do drugs, might as well do some

me:

my mom:

me:

my mom:

me:

my mom: what its true

[clarasdestiny]

Sometimes I think maybe my life is a video game that someone is playing 

But wow if that's true that player is losing so bad

[clarasdestiny]

i ate the last piece of chicken at dinner two days ago and my sister hasnt spoken to me since

[schmackarys]

parrotcakes replied to your photo:what am i doing but i look cute

You’re so adorable ^_^

thank you :))

[valarmorghulas]

my cousin: hey you know how they screw the angel to the christmas tree?

me: yeah

my cousin: is dean the tree?