Me: “hey watch this I can turn protons into neutrons and vice versa”
*does that*
Scientist: “you can cause beta decay at will? Incredi—”
Me: “actually I just turned it upside down”
Scientist:“What”
Me:“Well protons are made of two up quarks and one down quark, while neutrons are made of two downs and one up. So I just. Flipped it upside down”
Scientist:“No. That’s. Not how it works. They aren’t literal directions that’s just their names”
Me, swapping protons and neutrons in an object by turning it upside down anyway: “fwooop”












