the office party!
a selection of starters for the office party. warnings for alcohol.
“i can’t believe they made us supervise this trainwreck.”
“all of upper management are wasted, which means i’m the only responsible person left in the building, naturally.”
“we leave inter-departmental angst at the door, okay? come and dance with me.”
“facilities and IT are having a food fight over there.”
“sure you don’t want some of the cake?”
“FREE BAR! THERE’S A FREE BAR!”
“first round’s on the boss!”
“the cafeteria made the buffet. i wouldn’t touch it if i were you.”
“do you think we’ll be fired if we post about this online?”
“those moves alone deserve a disciplinary.”
“can you stop thinking about targets for a second? get a drink down your throat already!”
“i thought alcohol consumption went against the code of conduct.”
“have we gone back to the 80s? who chose this DJ?”
“i thought you weren’t going to come! what changed your mind?”
“i can’t drink, i really can’t. i have to work at 8am.”
“i will never be able to look at my boss in the same light again.”
“what happens in the office party stays in the office party!”
“did those guys literally just walk in here straight from work? they’re ignoring the dress code!”
“nobody better post this online, oh my god.”
“please tell me that’s not the managers all dancing to the fast food song.”
“oh, i’m never going to let my team live this down.”
“is this their idea of a team-building exercise? beer pong, really?!”
“don’t hook up with anyone from the office party. you’ll have to work with them for the rest of your time in the company, it’s not worth it.”
“our boss dancing to the ketchup song. man, it really builds company pride. not.”
“i wonder how many people will get sacked after tonight?”
“i wonder how many people will start work tomorrow hungover?”
“i saved a dance for my work-wife, see? c’mon, let’s hit the floor!”
“i am never attending another office party, ever!”
