Don’t go in the basement!!
RUBY: Oh, that definitely came from the basement.
CRAIG: We’re not going down there.
RUBY: Are you scaaaaaared?
CRAIG: No, it’s probably just your cat.
RUBY: How would he even get down there?? Huh??
CRAIG: Cats are liquid.
RUBY: Okay, true, but still.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
CRAIG: That’s the door.
RUBY: So, go get it.
CRAIG: Yeah, yeah.
CRAIG: Don’t fucking go down there.










