legends + seder anything aka a legends passover for all my tribe and non tribe followers out there
- honestly the fact that now martin has a big family to actually have like, a real family seder with and not just go to a friend’s for passover or just skip the thing entirely is what kicks this off. that and the fact that he’s been hiding afikomens for three weeks leading up to passover was probably some clue.
- mick is the one who always finds it and is like oh cool. more secret matzot. and then eats it
- stein: THIS IS LILY’S FIRST PASSOVER sara: she’s 26 stein: THIS IS LILY’S FIRST PASSOVER
- honestly we’ve got like, ray (in the comics), the steins as a family unit, felicity, and went + peyton are both jewish so the snarts, and i like the HC that cait’s jewish so she can come too but like. it’s them and the legends. and laurel + mari. and nate’s mom.
- felicity: i wanted to have a seder in star city but god said to me if i invited oliver to a passover that he’d un-passover all of us, and i don’t know what that means but i don’t want to risk it. also i brought kugel
- okay so i found out recently that apparently non-jews get drunk on manischewitz, and guess what lisa’s mission tonight is
- lisa to sara, rip, jax, kendra, carter, nate, amaya, and mari: oh yeah there’s like, barely any alcohol in it. you can have as much as you want!!! --- mick is not included in this bc he’s been married to len long enough that he damn knows better --- nate’s mom also knows better. thanks nate’s mom --- laurel clearly abstains from all alcohol, and lisa very nicely gets her ginger ale when she asks. also lisa is trying to bang laurel but aren’t we all
- honestly at my passover we all just use like, a children’s haggadah, and i could absolutely see stein doing that as well bc like come on, he’s fun reform jewish dad you know he’s got the 10 plagues as masks + fingerpuppets and has someone play the guitar to dayenu, which again, only 5 people know the lyrics to and everyone else is, god bless them, just going for it
- sara who’s now had about a bottle of wine on an empty stomach, pulling out a lighter at the end of dayenu: YES!!! FREEBIRD!!!
- stein who sat lily and jax next to each other, you know, for reasons, and lily watch jax getting smashed off his face and lily finding it really endearing
- mari, now kind of drunk: so like- is nate my grandfather? what’s the deal with this. he’s so smooth. like a baby seal amaya: he is very smooth, yeah nate, weeping: you GUUUUYS
- len + lisa have been sneaking mazot through the entire seder. wait to eat? bitch in who’s house
- len + lisa + mick also do a very good rendition of let my people go
- a very drunk carter: now listen, i may have been prince khufu four-thousand years ago but i just want to say- all: it’s good buddy, it’s fine, just don’t you finish that sentence
- ray and lily exchanging embarrassing bar/bat mitzvah stories while kendra laughs hysterically --- lisa lets it slip that she never had a mitzvah --- len: well here it goes lisa: here what goes len: oh you’ll see --- stein yelling NEVER HAD HER BAT MITZVAH? WE CAN FIX THAT.
- nate’s mom at some point: nate i’m just so happy you have so many friends. and a girlfriend! --- nate, drunkenly pointed to mari: and a granddaughter --- nate’s mom: wait what --- drunk mari: I LOVE YOU GREAT GRANDMA --- nate’s mom: I LOVE YOU TOO