Oct 11, 2023
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Me when Google refuses to let me log into my accounts
Me, when I log in after the protest tomorrow: shit, what's my password?
Guess what? Lost my password.
Yep, i’m stupid.
my brother changed the family netflix password without telling me or mum, wrote it on the board in pen so faded as to be illegible directly underneath the old, clearly visible password that he didn't bother to wipe off. also he spelt the password wrong when he wrote it on the board?? i just want to watch she ra while i make soup for everyone, including him! is a working password so much to ask?
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I love it when I'm home over spring break (or any time off from work) and my school password decides to expire but I have to be at work to actually change it. 😜😂 I know it sounds crazy, but I'd actually like to accomplish something work related while I have the time to do it! Lol
How It Began
Me: I feel like angry peeing should be our first entry.
Co-worker: Well, it could be but you can’t remember our password. And you have problems wanting to click on forget password.
Me: That is a shame.
Co-worker: Click forget password.
Me: But....
Co-worker: FORGET PASSWORD.
Me: But i can’t remember the password for the email address either.
Co-worker: CLICK FORGET PASSWORD!
Moments later....
Me: I figured it out....got into the account.
Co-worker: Finally! Now you can share the password with me and next time this won’t be a problem.
Pause.
Co-worker: Actually I’m like Dory.
Me: This is going to be a great blog.
Decided to go through my spam box before bed and found an email with my old password set as a username? Like it was “Hoi [redacted], ready com join the life of pirates?” and I was just like ?????? The fuck? Not only did someone rip off my password, but it’s been spread around enough that some shitass bot thought that it was a username? I blame pixiv. They were responsible for the last security breach I know of.