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[s17s17]

The camera didn't want to catch it but I'm obsessed with the way you can see spots moving around inside things lit up with a green laser

[s17s17]

I was wrong, if you see the effect from further away it's more they move with where you look, like Chowder textures

[s17s17]

It kinda shows better when the camera actually focuses, but it's like bright enough to trip the daylight filters and keeps making itself think too hard. I miss my old digital camera, nice of the person who borrowed it to leave it laying out in the 100+ degree sunlight to completely cook the insides like that. My scraped-up phone screen film adds a bunch of artifacting too, I can't tell even if it looks right

[ethernalium]

help circle for me to buy my glasses!!!

as the previous post I've mentioned, I researched a lot and the best deal I got is 47 $ which is now my goal for my glasses, any help can help me, boost it please 💜 and just to put me in your thoughts I already feel warm

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[s17s17]

The camera didn't want to catch it but I'm obsessed with the way you can see spots moving around inside things lit up with a green laser

[s17s17]

I was wrong, if you see the effect from further away it's more they move with where you look, like Chowder textures

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Metahuman with super healing powers whose entire job is that once a week they go to a nearby hospital and are put into a medically induced coma for 24 hours while all their organs and blood are harvested, and kept there until they've healed up again.

They get paid a small stipend by the Heroes Council for this, and they live off that.

No crime fighting, no obvious heroics, and they only took a Super Identity because it's technically hero's council policy. Nobody's ever seen them in a cape.

Every so often the Heroes council will release an official report to the public, and there'll be another bunch of news articles wondering how some unknown super calling themselves 'Meat Factory' somehow consistently holds the record for most lives saved across the city.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

It is essential to my vision that they are not at all sanctimonious about this.

Like, they regularly act like they're getting away with something. They joke about how they get to earn money in their sleep. They show up to their hospital visits in deliberately ridiculous disguises, on the excuse that they need to 'protect their identity'.

Part of their employment contract is that they get served the same post-operation vanilla ice cream that they normally hand out on the childrens' ward. Also a sticker. Their overnight bag is covered in stickers.

[shinyhappygoth]

Okay, Meat Factory is awesome and hilarious, but if they're being harvested for and regenerating absolutely everything, may I suggest an alternative super name: Theseus.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[s17s17]

Get scrunched, loser

[s17s17]

In light of the iconic win for the lgbta community, I would like to state that I have no idea what I’m doing and require help

[dxeggman]

i lost my shit

[cautioncat]

This guy is genius.

[stokerbramwell]

I am far too amused by his comics

[s17s17]

It's barely june and my dry skin is already getting so much worse that I need to buy another stronger lotion AGAIN, I'm sick of the fuckass extra mineral content water in this area. My skin is literally getting more allergic to the water every year now. I'm so fucking itchy all the time. Skeleton War take me away

[s17s17]

The camera didn't want to catch it but I'm obsessed with the way you can see spots moving around inside things lit up with a green laser

[horrorlesbion]

the magnus aesthetics ➤ characters  ➢ agnes montague 🔥

Never really knew what she felt ‘bout any of it, not really. Not in her own words. Guess that’s the thing about being the… chosen one, or - I mean, Agnes was always quiet, but even if you spend all day, every day throwing out commandments and laying down parables… at the end of it, you’re always just the point of someone else’s story, everyone clamoring to say what you were, what you meant, and your thoughts on it all don’t mean nothing.

[s17s17]

I don't trust the auto shortener feature so I'll just cut this long one myself. Stupid rant vent at your own risk of read. I put my ring on and got a DE-ass debuff effect I wasn't expecting 👎🧠👎

Have I mentioned how hard it is to cut away the dead mass of my entire self up to recent and burn all future plans for being failures and just start absolutely everything fresh? Because I'm still struggling with it. Just caught a fresh wave of the old ways and lost again, nothing to do but try harder but like shit it could go better all on its own. I'm trying to change while spiritually it's like trying to bathe a small animal in a dish and they just keep clawing onto the sides faster than you can unstick them, making everything as difficult as possible to avoid what ultimately amounts to nothing. All I have to do is stop one habit that I don't even like that much any more, and it would actually be easier, but it's filled the old cracks in the walls and expanded further in like ice erosion, I'm having a harder time fighting it out. Can't swap one for the usual other because that one makes me feel like I'm dying, so it's just. Force your way. Steal every step forward you can and don't focus on how many back you're taking. I don't fuckin know, I'm stuck losing my mind in my parents house living the same every day experience of since I was 14, looking in my mirror going dude what the fuck is your goddamn problem? Are you fucking stupid? Are we? It's so fucking easy it's right in front of you, why aren't you doing it? Just fucking go! What are you so afraid of! I know they raised us to be a useless servile coward but I need you to wake the fuck up here! I guess I need to start making myself bleed every time I catch myself trying to build my new plan based around something fake again. I have to give the stupid shit up and do better. I either start going forward or I fucking die here in this chair, looking at these games, same fucking spot I've had my useless ass planted in since graduation at 17 years old. I have to stop playing the same stupid fucking blame game and acting like someone else being a dipshit gives me room to dick around like I'm owed something. What the fuck is my problem? Why is my shit so tangled up in the firat place? Why did I have to be born literally wired wrong, with a side of dumb as shit? Fucking insult to injury. If only if only if only if only of only that's all I seem to fucking think anymore. I'm so damn tired of if only. If only I could pull this fucking mess back together into the shape of a person. What the FUCK is my problem. Fucking. Beat myself to death with a metal pipe coming soon maybe. I genuinely feel stupid for having said out loud to people I knew "I wonder how hard you'd have to hit yourself with a hammer to do damage?", while holding a hammer striking side towards me. You can't fucking broadcast those, dumbass! Why can't I get any of my shit under control? What is my fucking problem???m

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[memewhore]

[s17s17]

I put out a match in my bathroom and thos fucking quarter note started coming at me??

Ominous little sumbitch wtf

[s17s17]

One Dabloon 👍

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[dashaibo]

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...