#past roceit

[ask-warped-rose]

together again

The Twin I Like: heyyyyyyyyy janus bo banus 🤪

Janus: what do you want remus?

The Twin I Like: i have some fun fresh funky fergalicous news for you

Janus: oh? do tell

The Twin I Like: roman wants to get the band back together 

The Twin I Like: OKAY BYEEEEEEEEEEEE ❤️

Janus: i’m sorry WHAT

You can no longer contact this number. 

Janus: ah yes blocking me is a Very Good Idea and i definitely Don’t have any of your social media

Janus: dumbass

Janus, to their credit, takes a whole six minutes and nineteen seconds to decide to unblock and message the very man who broke their heart all those years ago. 

Janus: what the FUCK are you thinking, you absolute MORON

Bitchass: well hello to you too

Janus: no, fuck you, you don’t get to “hello” me

Janus: tell me, what gave you the bright idea of getting the band back together but THEN gave you all the courage of a coward? what other reason was there to have your brother message me to tell me the news instead of you, hm?

Bitchass: in my defense! you left the group chat before i could even tRY to tell you! so pardon me for not believing you’d actually listen!!

Janus: maybe i would listen if your idea wasn’t garbage 😎

Bitchass: great. thanks jay. really ~feelin the love~

Janus: don’t fucking call me that. you lost nickname privileges when you broke my heart. or did you forget about that?

Bitchass: ….

Bitchass: you know i didn’t forget

Janus: then Why On Earth did you think it was a good idea to contact me? hmm?

Bitchass: i need to do this. we need to do this. for the fans

Janus: don’t you mean for yourself?

Bitchass: okay, fine. yes. i do. here on out, 100% honesty with you

Janus: i’ve come to a decision 

Bitchass: and?

Janus: i’ll rejoin the band

Janus: but on one condition 

Bitchass: anything

Janus: you will NEVER speak to me again after this

Janus: deal?

Bitchass: deal

janus is now open for questions as well.

[wolves-on-caffeine]

H(elp) E(ternally gay for) R(oman) O(h no) AU

Concept: Deceit goes out to acquire something from the store. He’s wearing a hoodie so people can’t see his face and all that... Anyway he's on the way to the store when a guy almost walks into him. He backs up and notices the guy is Roman... But in normal clothes. 

Dee tries to play it cool. But he has never seen Roman dressed normally before. And it’s pretty hot. He just wanted some cheerios he wasn’t prepared for this. So he’s flustered into silence. 

And Roman dead ass says, “I know this sounds very odd, but you remind me of my ex.... person. I don’t think we ever actually dated.”

How is he supposed to respond to that?!

@roanoaks

[wolves-on-caffeine]

Deceit: *looks at his ringing phone* Oh! It’s Roman.

Virgil: *Already tossing the phone out the window* Too bad you can’t answer.

Deceit: What?!

Virgil: Look me in the eyes and say you wouldn’t get back with his traitorous ass if you heard his voice one more time.

Deceit: *suddenly focused on the floor* But you don’t know that...

@roanoaks