#paste eater

[r0ttenb0gb0dy]

urm i never post IRL stuff on here but my patch jeans are finally like... wearable ..mmnn no more gigantic holes . i am Proud

[yaminatori]

[nationalkazoo]

‘Do Not Eat’ Warning Pretty Much Seen As Invitation

“It never really occurred to me to even try eating that odd little packet of plastic beads or whatever,” said burgeoning goth-chick Emily Duquesne, “that is, until I saw the ‘Do Not Eat’ warning label, at which point I immediately found them irresistible!”

[petite-amon]

I'm still mad Ms. Keane never explained to Elmer that eating glue is dangerous. Fuck that other kids will imitate, do you want to die kid? No one ever explained why he had such a fixation in the first place, this genuinely concerns me.